Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[MeatyPortion]

Agreed, but Detroit is trash right now.

Detroit also had beaten Columbus 7-2 two nights prior.

 

[FreshZ]

Detroit also had beaten Columbus 7-2 two nights prior.

That's true. Detroit will always scare the blues in a series, but other teams deal with them just fine. They're in our heads.

 

[wildwest450]

Plus, I'm glad you Detroit/Chicago/Nashville and now LA fans aren't the same ones answering my stupid questions over in the beginners forum.

Oh yea Fresh, throw a pound of cabbage in there, it'll be great. You don't even need hops...

I hope you're better at asking n00b brewing questions, than you are at throwing around hockey knowledge.

 

[emjay]

LOL

If the Flyers don't win tonight, they're terrible.

Leafs are down 10 straight at home, and our 2nd goalie just got injured in warmup. Green goalie making his first NHL start and they're looking everywhere for an amateur goalie to sit the bench.

If the Flyers don't put up DOUBLE DIGITS tonight, they're terrible.

 

[arturo7]

Injured in the warmup? Yowsa.

Finding a backup shouldn't be too big of a deal. It's Toronto, they have goalies in the yellow pages, right?

 

[arturo7]

I wonder how much you'd get paid to fill in as a backup goalie. Do they pay more if you get in the game?

"I'll do it, but if I get in I want $1000 Loonies for every shot I stop, eh?"

 

[wildwest450]

Ha ha, loonies.... silly Canadians.

 

[emjay]

Laff

Hartnell's a little bitch

 

[jtkratzer]

There is a reason he was sent down to GR.

I'm sorry to hear Conklin is struggling, he wasn't the best goalie the Blues ever had but he was pretty solid for us.

For the Senators fans, how's Ben Bishop working out for you?

I had Conklin a few years ago in a fantasy league when he was with Pittsburgh as a third goalie and he was solid. Hasn't been in a while though.

Plus, I'm glad you Detroit/Chicago/Nashville and now LA fans aren't the same ones answering my stupid questions over in the beginners forum.

Oh yea Fresh, throw a pound of cabbage in there, it'll be great. You don't even need hops...

This cracked me up!

LOL

If the Flyers don't win tonight, they're terrible.

Leafs are down 10 straight at home, and our 2nd goalie just got injured in warmup. Green goalie making his first NHL start and they're looking everywhere for an amateur goalie to sit the bench.

If the Flyers don't put up DOUBLE DIGITS tonight, they're terrible.

They're doing fine at 4-1 midway through the second.

Injured in the warmup? Yowsa.

Finding a backup shouldn't be too big of a deal. It's Toronto, they have goalies in the yellow pages, right?

Two goalies got hurt in the warmups.

 

[jtkratzer]

Is Boston playing much tighter defense or are their opponents just playing like ass? Thomas has made 25 saves through 5 periods of hockey and given up 1 goal.




Penguins are losing 3-1 toward the end of the second to the Islanders. Maybe another loss to a team not playing the second season?

 

[jtkratzer]

Laff

Hartnell's a little bitch

Suck it, Phaneuf!

 

[jtkratzer]

Love this update about Cory Schneider on Yahoo:

G Cory Schneider made 43 saves in a 1-0 shutout of Colorado, as he started in place of Roberto Luongo. Schneider now is 11-1-1 in his past 13 games. He should play again either Friday or Saturday as the Canucks play back-to-back games against Dallas and Calgary. Coach Alain Vigneault is clearly trying to get Schneider ready for the playoffs in case Luongo suffers first-round and final-round meltdowns as he did last season.
(Yahoo! Sports)

 

[jtkratzer]

Penguins are losing 3-1 toward the end of the second to the Islanders. Maybe another loss to a team not playing the second season?

Make that 4-1.

 

[punkrockdave]

I wonder how much you'd get paid to fill in as a backup goalie. Do they pay more if you get in the game?

"I'll do it, but if I get in I want $1000 Loonies for every shot I stop, eh?"

How about a grand for every shot you let in? Lol

 

[paulster2626]

LOL

If the Flyers don't win tonight, they're terrible.

Leafs are down 10 straight at home, and our 2nd goalie just got injured in warmup. Green goalie making his first NHL start and they're looking everywhere for an amateur goalie to sit the bench.

If the Flyers don't put up DOUBLE DIGITS tonight, they're terrible.

Almost pulled it off! We'll call them "pretty good"

LETS GO BLUE JAYS!!! Best chant I've ever heard at the ACC.

 

[jtkratzer]

Almost pulled it off! We'll call them "pretty good"

LETS GO BLUE JAYS!!! Best chant I've ever heard at the ACC.

I guess they suck since they didn't get to 10. I laughed at all the trash talking Phaneuf was doing...what a joke...down 7-1, ass handed to all season by this team, not going to the playoffs, and setting franchise records for futility and he wants to run his mouth. I was just hoping for Rinaldo or Simmonds to crush him.

Sad to see this team crumble, I was hoping to see the Leafs back in the playoffs as they were 6th in the east less than 2 months ago.

 

[cmendo2005]

Teaches all you Canadian fans to stay out of our Buffalo arena -_-

 

[StittsvilleJames]

Teaches all you Canadian fans to stay out of our Buffalo arena -_-

But then the 39 of you left will be really lonely.

 

[Leeds1]

Suck it, Phaneuf!

This.

 

[Homercidal]

I really want to go out and watch the game tonight at a sports bar with Bells beer, but I suspect I'll be tied to the kitchen working on the wall tile.

Someone help me come up with a plan to get me out to see the game!

 

[paulster2626]

Isles and Minny won last night? Sweet!

Leafs should have that 4th overall pick wrapped up by Sunday. COME ON HABS! YOU CAN DO IT!

Took a break from finishing the basement last night to see how the Leafs were doing - all I hear are blue jays chants and the score is 7-1. Hard to do anything but laugh at this point.

 

[wildwest450]

Note to Tim Thomas, don't roll over backwards like a trained circus bear at the first hint of a move. I hope they didn't Zamboni his cup into the ice after that.

 

[Barnzy02]

Note to Tim Thomas, don't roll over backwards like a trained circus bear at the first hint of a move. I hope they didn't Zamboni his cup into the ice after that.

HA! That was great, For as good as Thomas is ... he can look truly awful at times. He bit REAL hard on that fake, looked like he got shot.

 

[Northjerzyg]

Note to Tim Thomas, don't roll over backwards like a trained circus bear at the first hint of a move. I hope they didn't Zamboni his cup into the ice after that.

Ha!!! I had to watch that one a couple times!!

 

[j1laskey]

Brutal

 

[Barnzy02]

Did anyone notice how he then fell in the tunnel coming off the ice ?

 

[arturo7]

He musts been liquor'd up

 

[wildwest450]

Or he was still dizzy from spinning over backwards. Man was he pissed after getting owned.

awesome

 

[Barnzy02]

Real life ragequit.

Poor guy, maybe after I win the mega millions tonight I'll have some sympathy for the guy.

 

[wildwest450]

6 minutes from Detroit punching those wannabee Predators in the mouth.
Time to get serious...