Equally Obnoxious Hockey Trash Talk Thread, eh?

[Homercidal]

I present the Typical Canucks Fan:

How's it going, eh?

 

[Cape Brewing]

Too funny

 

[MeatyPortion]

Puck goes where?

 

[j1laskey]

This thread needs a delusional Canucks fan to balance out CB.

Who is going to predict a Vancouver sweep?





actually, that would be optimistic, not delusional...

I didn't think they had computers up there in America junior

 

[Homercidal]

Can I have a do-over??

 

[MeatyPortion]

"Ok, Chara you take the right side and then force the cheeseburger over the line into my gaping maw. Lucic, get me another bucket of chicken."

 

[MeatyPortion]

"I accidentally the playoffs."

 

[Tiber_Brew]

I'm thoroughly entertained, thanks guys! This will make tonight's game that much better.

<insert hockey propaganda here>

 

[Homercidal]

I was going to find some more anti-canucks stuff, but then I came across this...

literally...

 

[Cape Brewing]

That's ok Homer... I got your back...


I think the Canucks celebrate JUST a bit TOO much after a win

 

[Boleslaus]

I forget that girls name, but she's in a bunch of stuff for the Canadiens. I think someone photoshopped that, I've seen it before though. Almost makes me like the Canucks.

 

[Homercidal]

I always KNEW the Sedin twins were a couple of ****s!

 

[Homercidal]

That's ok Homer... I got your back...


I think the Canucks celebrate JUST a bit TOO much after a win

You gotta hand it to those refs, they sure :cross:got a lot of spunk!

 

[Boleslaus]

Looks like it should be a slow motion fall..."woah...wooah...WOAHHHH"

 

[Homercidal]

"After this photo, you girls want to take a ride in our awesome van? We have candy!"

 

[Homercidal]

Double your pleasure.

 

[Boleslaus]

Double your pleasure.

Now that's scary.

 

[Homercidal]

Worst Bet EVER!

 

[Homercidal]

Hey, Buddy, no means NO!

 

[Homercidal]

"Wonder twin powers - ACTIVATE!"

 

[Boleslaus]

"Wonder twin powers - ACTIVATE!"

Haha which one is the girl.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I think the one on the right

 

[Boleslaus]

I think the one on the right

 

[MeatyPortion]

Damn, still 2 hours before the Bruins lose, I mean before the puck drop. No wait, the first part is correct.

 

[Cape Brewing]

I am going to point, laugh and mercilessly mock you when the B's win and win BIG tonight.

 

[Boleslaus]

Better not be by too much, I only picked 20 goals to be scored in this series, and I said its going to 7.

 

[MeatyPortion]

I am going to point, laugh and mercilessly mock you when the B's win and win BIG tonight.

I'm goinjg to roast a hot dog in an open pit when the Canucks hatefvck the Bruins tonight. Ta dau!

 

[arturo7]

I'm goinjg to roast a hot dog in an open pit when the Canucks hatefvck the Bruins tonight. Ta dau!

Dude. Seriously. Don't do that.

We're just having fun here. Just kidding around.

Now you want to roast a hot dog? In an open pit?



We had better chill before the mods nix this thread...

 

[emjay]

Boston won a tightly played game that could've gone either way. Props to them and good luck against VC. Thank you to the Lightning for exceeding all expectations this year and giving us something to look forward to. Oh, and Stamkos is one tough SOB.

Stamkos went to my high school (I was in my last year as he was in his first.) Definitely wasn't so tough back then, but he benefitted hugely from a really intense "endurance camp" operated not too far from me by former Maple Leaf Gary Roberts.

 

[boo boo]

Boston in 5.
Ryder scores multiple goals in each game... oh oh, I'm starting to hallucinate again...

Go Bruins...