ELF best christmas movie.....ever?

[cheezydemon3]

"I didn't $%!+ right for a week!"

I'm sorry, but.....this is the christmas movie thread........

 

[Tonedef131]

elf has the added benefit of zoe deschenale or whatever her name is.

Zooey is the only reason that movie is worth watching, shes so hot it hurts. When she sings baby it's cold outside it's like phonetic pornography.

 

[gak27]

I'm surprised nobody's mentioned "A Very Brady Christmas" yet!

 

[IrregularPulse]

Another vote for A Christmas Story. Only one I care to watch for the season. And I watch about 24hours straight of it.

 

[Rhoobarb]

Never saw Elf. Bad Santa was a "once is good enough for me" film. Same with NLCV, mostly b/c it has the most unfunny 'comic actor' in America, Chevy Chase. Didn't like him on SNL back in the day; tolerated him in the otherwise classic Caddyshack.

I'm more of a traditionalist. Top 6 'must see' each year for me is:

6. White Christmas
5. Christmas in Connecticut
4. Holiday Affair
3. Miracle on 34th St.
2. A Christmas Story
1. It's A Wonderful Life

If you've never seen Holiday Affair, you're missing out. Robert Mitchum was the man. And you think Donna Reed has some bazongas? Check out the missile silos holding Janet Leigh aloft in that film.

 

[IrregularPulse]

Good god, nevermind a Red Rider! She'll put your eye out!

 

[bernerbrau]

Jim Henson's Muppet Family Christmas, people. Who doesn't still crack up at literally everyone slipping on the icy patch, or the Swedish Chef attempting to cook Big Bird for Christmas Dinner? Who doesn't well up a little during the carol sing at the end?

I could do without the Fraggle Rock part, but the rest is gold.

 

[redraider629]

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*c*ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse." Clark Griswold

 

[Bedlam]

Bad Santa wins the vote at my house. My husband can watch it over and over...it probably helps that he's Jewish...

 

[hal2814]

"Where do you think you're going? Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f*c*ing Kaye. And when Santa squeezes his fat white a** down that chimney tonight, he's gonna find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse." Clark Griswold

I love Christmas Vacation but that rant was waaaaay too similar to his "You're all f'ed in the head!" rant from the first movie.

 

[redraider629]

I love Christmas Vacation but that rant was waaaaay too similar to his "You're all f'ed in the head!" rant from the first movie.

yeah, but it still cracks me up every time.

 

[cheezydemon3]

adding bad santa unrated to netflix............

 

[BillyBeer]

But that was part of the point of the rant. I love that movie - Bader Santa is good too but can't let the kids seen that one yet.

 

[bkov]

wasnt a fan of elf.

best has to be home alone 1 and 2

 

[bernerbrau]

Oh yeah, I need to put Home Alone in my christmas rotation.

 

[cheezydemon3]

HATE home alone......1,2,3, and 4.

 

[IrregularPulse]

There were only 2 Home Alones!! Trust me.

 

[Moe]

With all of the twisted people on this forum (and I say that lovingly), i'm suprised no one has said "The Ice Harvest"............ hey, it happens during Christmas

 

[cheezydemon3]

There were only 2 Home Alones!! Trust me.

Home alone 4 was on the abc family channel 2 nights ago.

I think it was made for TV.




.....Ice harvest? must google.

 

[Buffman]

Is The Polar Express the WORST?? My kids like it, but I can't stand the creepy animation and Tom Hanks's voice-over for every character.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Is The Polar Express the WORST?? My kids like it, but I can't stand the creepy animation and Tom Hanks's voice-over for every character.

And santa is this wierd looking freak, and the annoying kid is over the top stupid and unbelieveable, and their eyes are so black and dead.....WTF???


DOH!!!



How did I miss... THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS??????? classic.

 

[bkov]

home alone 3 and 4 are fakes, 1 and 2 are the only good ones

 

[IrregularPulse]

I am a huge scrooge... my GF hates it, but honestly, come on! You are going to compare those movies to White Christmas? Miracle on 34th Street? Or the GREATEST CHRISTMAS MOVIE EVER, HANDS DOWN:

A Chistmas Story?

Home alone 4 was on the abc family channel 2 nights ago.

I think it was made for TV.




.....Ice harvest? must google.

home alone 3 and 4 are fakes, 1 and 2 are the only good ones

Thank you
This is not kevin

 

[the_bird]

 

[arturo7]

Home the-**** Alone?

Are you guys serious?

 

[cheezydemon3]

Thank you
This is not kevin

Lol, I was NOT calling you out, but you expect me to be a home alone expert?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!!!! Home alone 4 was on TV I rest MY case, lol.

Home the-**** Alone?

Are you guys serious?

Hear HEAR!

The first one was barely watchable, you think I'm gonna sit through number 2 or (the apparently faked) 3 or 4??

 

[blackwaterbrewer]

national lampoon's chirstmas vacation. no contest. soooo many classic one liners. i did laugh really hard at Bad Santa, to mention a recent one.

 

[bkov]

2 isnt apparently faked. only 3 and 4

 

[cheezydemon3]

2 is apparently faked. only 3 and 4

..............what?

 

[MultumInParvo]

I can't believe I forgot about Christmas Vacation... A classic. One of the bests.