Seven posts to the comedy 'clean your house derr' solution. Yea I do that. In fact I'm the only one that ever does. My roommate seems to think refrigeration is the work of the devil and will frequently leave any kind of food out on the counters at all times, especially fruit. He likes to use the garbage disposal as a compost bin instead of throwing stuff away like a normal person.
Plus there's the fact that I have between 6 to 8 fermenters going in here, and fruit flies can actually survive off the fumes of alcohol. I thought they were just living off my empty bottles and so I started being better about cleaning them out, but to no avail.
I've now got four glasses of Apple Cider Sarlacc Pits Of Death waiting in various places of the apartment. One near the fermenters in the otherwise unused dining room. Another in the kitchen. One in my room. One in the bathroom. And now we sit back.... and wait..... oh yes..... oh yes....