Don't Drink Beer

[drgarage1]

Man I've seen some zero calorie subbydooos in my day but this is like "chain email from nana" attempts at levity

Wait until they find out about sours.

 

[SirDickButts]

a dank meme for dontdrinkbeer

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

a dank meme for dontdrinkbeer

hahahaha

dat avi too 100.emoji

 

[NAD1983]

hahahaha

dat avi too 100.emoji

 

[drgarage1]

More like Brunk Teit, am I right?

 

[sacrelicio]

 

[drgarage1]

#notalleisbocks

 

[wuntrikpony]

Apparently Hog Heaven barleywine changed their brewery, and got them distributed by Stone. And this how they repay the Barleywine style.

Adam Avery should never be put on camera again. I'd sign a petition for that.

 

[sacrelicio]

Apparently Hog Heaven barleywine changed their brewery, and got them distributed by Stone. And this how they repay the Barleywine style.

Adam Avery should never be put on camera again. I'd sign a petition for that.

That production quality too. Bad lip sync, elevator music, and awkward cuts...

 

[andrewdrinks]

Not a day goes by lately when I don't laugh at the memory of dontdrinkbeer's 'I'm gonna ******* bust' meme

I have so many follow-up questions

 

[jivex5k1]

Not a day goes by lately when I don't laugh at the memory of dontdrinkbeer's 'I'm gonna ******* bust' meme

I have so many follow-up questions

?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

?

you asked for it:

 

[andrewdrinks]

It's alright, nothing to see here. I'm off to watch some tv

 

[matedog]

Not a day goes by lately when I don't laugh at the memory of dontdrinkbeer's 'I'm gonna ******* bust' meme

I have so many follow-up questions

Both gay porn memes are ridiculously funny to me.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

It’s like a time machine back to when Russian River was king, simpler times, free from lower middle class dipshits playing stock broker with bottles of sugar water.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

beez in the trap
mead beez in the trap

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/03/2...en-put-a-red-dot-on-a-mazer-head-like-rodman/

 

[trickytunadicky]

beez in the trap
mead beez in the trap

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/03/2...en-put-a-red-dot-on-a-mazer-head-like-rodman/

Some have accused DDB of market manipulation with regards to the recent glut of barleywine fanfare.

For the record, I immediately laugh at anyone who picks up a beer just because you said it was good.

 

[buzzword]

For the record, I immediately laugh at anyone who picks up a beer just because you said it was good.

back on pg 10...

on a scale of 1 to whatever, how many laughs do you make when you see the correlation between stuff you review and new ISO threads on the trade borg?

I dont assume causation, i figure its more correlation like "oh ****, I forgot I was meaning to get that" or maybe the next day 10 different people all seem to want some obscure beer.

The best was when I reviewed a faded ass Terrapin Depth Charge from 2009, i said it had no coffee presence, it had like 8 gots and people STILL put up ISOs offering up some offshelf stuff for it. I dont think DDB has that much influence to make people seek something out, who knows, maybe it does. I predict plenty of people will come back rattling their sabers about how OVERHYPED wineification was, how all those ISOs that popped up the next day were my somehow DDB's fault etc. etc.

I don't want to be responsible for people's ******* trades, my site should be a clear reflection of how huge a waste of time and money trading is at the inception.

/end blatant yet pointless self-promotion

 

[Rails]

For the record, I immediately laugh at anyone who picks up a beer just because you said it was good.

Me to, I stick to the Alström brothers reviews to know what's really up.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

back on pg 10...







/end blatant yet pointless self-promotion

It was a thing when you called it out and

It might be more of a thing now

 

[JulianB1]

DDB has reached the meme apex:

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

CLOVER V. TETE RUSTIC CAGE MATCH
GET IT ON

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/03/3...tete-de-cuvee-versus-clover-rustic-cagematch/

 

[drgarage1]

CLOVER V. TETE RUSTIC CAGE MATCH
GET IT ON

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2017/03/3...tete-de-cuvee-versus-clover-rustic-cagematch/

I didn't see a carbonation comparison bad review/10. OK thank you

 

[drgarage1]

Seriously, though, how's the foam on Clover? It's always looked low to me.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Seriously, though, how's the foam on Clover? It's always looked low to me.

it was fine, not excessive Logsdon **** but also not an Alan Sprints special.

Clover uses those Duchessic seal caps that scare the **** out of you when you open it and it pops like a Champagne bottle.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

Sadly, these beers will usually be consumed in an Ohio backyard split 14 ways by drunk dipshits with filthy taster glasses getting their daily cardio by taking a knee to obtain a horizon level photo of the beer for Untappd.

I have a share coming up next month and looking at my "cellar" stock I'm like "I don't want to only drink 2 oz of this. NOT BRINGING"

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I have a share coming up next month and looking at my "cellar" stock I'm like "I don't want to only drink 2 oz of this. NOT BRINGING"

"no way...four of us brought...PB and J Tuesday

dont tell me did you

**** LOREM IPSUM TOO. Yup me too."

 

[drgarage1]

"no way...four of us brought...PB and J Tuesday

dont tell me did you

**** LOREM IPSUM TOO. Yup me too."

When Cellarmaker made Quad Dobis, four dudes brought growlers of it to a Super Bowl share. Every few minutes, "Anyone want to open something?" "There's still plenty of Quad Dobis, guys."

Nevr Quad-get Quad Quad Dobis Day

 

[drgarage1]

When Cellarmaker made Quad Dobis, four dudes brought growlers of it to a Super Bowl share. Every few minutes, "Anyone want to open something?" "There's still plenty of Quad Dobis, guys."

Nevr Quad-get Quad Quad Dobis Day

Worse, none of those growlers was 32oz. Between 10 people at the event, we had 256 oz of a 13% IPA. A 750 each.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Worse, none of those growlers was 32oz. Between 10 people at the event, we had 256 oz of a 13% IPA. A 750 each.

never skip leg day

but never quad quad day