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"If you spread Welch’s jelly across a Hershey bar and then endeavored to consume it entirely, you will know the framework that this beer presents."

Sounds like it's destined to become a Canadian delicacy.

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dontdrinkbeer are you related to Mr Plinkett?




Red letter media is worlds better than my tired ****

I have heard the comparison and its def there, I think I just have a ****** attempt at a Midwest accent.

Edit: references to my "son" also place DDB content squarely within the "derivitive ripoff" zone as well
 
DDB, your internet beer hobbyist apparel is top notch. But for the discerning, serious line jockeys and malt syrup hoarders, special gear is sometimes needed for those long haul events. Behold, my concept for the LineMasterTechnical Beer Vest, for all your release party and festival needs:
  • Comfort vents on back, armpits, and most importantly, the navel
  • Waterproof, extra-light material, protects from weather and can be turned inside out to use as cooler bag in the summer (like you're wearing any kind of shirt at that point anyways)
  • Zipper-free garment to avoid body hair snags
  • Generous and stretchy abdomen and pectoral area, extra slim arms
  • Ample room for patches, buttons, and stickers, so you can complete your transformation into a sponsored semi-pro alcoholic
  • Bottle opener with extra-strength lanyard
  • Extra large padded pockets to protect cell phone and snacks from falls
  • Special bee-resistant coating
Just need a conceptual artist to get the design solidified, then it's off to Kickstarter.
 
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