Don't Drink Beer

[trickytunadicky]

Someone other than Off Color is doing 2pac's?

 

[davey101]

yo why you gotta blow up the spot on Sebago barleywine

Seriously. That pop secret!

 

[BadJustin]

yo why you gotta blow up the spot on Decidious.

FTFM, trickytunadicky and Competicity.

 

[Kasher]

FTFM, trickytunadicky and Competicity.

dat spellcheck doe

 

[GreenMtnMike]

"If you spread Welch’s jelly across a Hershey bar and then endeavored to consume it entirely, you will know the framework that this beer presents."

Sounds like it's destined to become a Canadian delicacy.

 

[SeaWatchman]

Canadian delicacy.

Coffee Crisp or GTFO.

 

[tosh1]

"If you spread Welch’s jelly across a Hershey bar and then endeavored to consume it entirely, you will know the framework that this beer presents."

Sounds like it's destined to become a Canadian delicacy.

I would love one of these right this moment

 

[tosh1]

Coffee Crisp or GTFO.

Coffee Crisps are **** - these are not.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Coffee Crisps are **** - these are not.

everyone talks about how generous Canadian people are but then they intentionally withold this dankness and send us cases and cases of Unibrou Terrible.

 

[tosh1]

everyone talks about how generous Canadian people are but then they intentionally withold this dankness and send us cases and cases of Unibrou Terrible.

This guy aint Canadian

 

[SeaWatchman]

Coffee Crisps are **** - these are not.

**** off ******.

 

[cyde]

If we're talking about candy, who do I have to blow at Mars to bring back this delectable treat?

Sweet baby Jesus, look at all that peanut butter.

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

The day after a huge bottle share or festival...

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

The day after a huge bottle share or festival...

Currently reading this while pooping

Trady points
MarkIntihar points

 

[Trady]

Currently reading this while pooping

Trady points
MarkIntihar points

This literally made me have to poop.



So, pooping.

 

[JulianB1]

Please make the DDB.com animal header the dong version that cyde's students produced.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Please make the DDB.com animal header the dong version that cyde's students produced.

It's a Wordpress theme and if you think I am paying $9.99 to customize the header then a JULIANPLS of the highest order is required

 

[GuzzleMcBrew]

Those new shirts tho.

 

[matedog]

Those new shirts tho.

Wow, a whimsical Run the Jewels gif.

 

[blckout201]

 

[tommyguz]

Make the new shirts that really soft material that looks good on slender people

 

[BuckTuckian]

 

[trickytunadicky]

Make the new shirts that really soft material that looks good on slender people

American Apparel.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB reviewed four of these leafy offerings from Deciduous.
get a pound break it down get these cones stuffed

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/05/25/deciduous-is-up-and-running-lets-hit-these-leafy-greens/

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Denver beer traders are the most savage in the game RN

they doin bodies just to do em, putting bodies up in the vacants.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...hing-you-thought-you-knew-about-beer-trading/

 

[Lutter]

dontdrinkbeer are you related to Mr Plinkett?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer are you related to Mr Plinkett?

Red letter media is worlds better than my tired ****

I have heard the comparison and its def there, I think I just have a ****** attempt at a Midwest accent.

Edit: references to my "son" also place DDB content squarely within the "derivitive ripoff" zone as well

 

[More Betterness]

An effing Cecil Fielder reference? I thought you didn't sport good DDB?

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

An effing Cecil Fielder reference? I thought you didn't sport good DDB?

I'll snipe you from the foliage when you aren't ready

 

[sacrelicio]

DDB, your internet beer hobbyist apparel is top notch. But for the discerning, serious line jockeys and malt syrup hoarders, special gear is sometimes needed for those long haul events. Behold, my concept for the LineMaster™ Technical Beer Vest, for all your release party and festival needs:

• Comfort vents on back, armpits, and most importantly, the navel
• Waterproof, extra-light material, protects from weather and can be turned inside out to use as cooler bag in the summer (like you're wearing any kind of shirt at that point anyways)
• Zipper-free garment to avoid body hair snags
• Generous and stretchy abdomen and pectoral area, extra slim arms
• Ample room for patches, buttons, and stickers, so you can complete your transformation into a sponsored semi-pro alcoholic
• Bottle opener with extra-strength lanyard
• Extra large padded pockets to protect cell phone and snacks from falls
  
• Special bee-resistant coating

Just need a conceptual artist to get the design solidified, then it's off to Kickstarter.