Don't Drink Beer

[LukeAleTime]

It was put on by the fellas at

Www.worstbeerblog.com

Check em out

"Why I hate modern times"

Heh. Blogging

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

"Why I hate modern times"

Heh. Blogging

in all fairness, look at this DDB review of Abacus from 6 years ago:

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2011/09/28/abacus-firestone-walker-13-abv-barleywine/




dat narrative hnngggg

 

[BuckTuckian]

dat narrative flip phone pic, hnngggg

 

[sacrelicio]

in all fairness, look at this DDB review of Abacus from 6 years ago:

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2011/09/28/abacus-firestone-walker-13-abv-barleywine/




dat narrative hnngggg

Back when it was called Abacus even.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

Blackberry

 

[drgarage1]

Blackberry

Beckblarry

 

[Josh2]

Blackberry

tosh



2011....20 freaking 11

 

[sacrelicio]

tosh



2011....20 freaking 11

Abacus was new!

 

[tosh1]

tosh



2011....20 freaking 11

Too predictable. Bellend.

 

[trickytunadicky]

When you get a shipping exception on a much anticipated box:

 

[BoatsAndHoes]

When tracking says delivered, but your porch is empty...

 

[drgarage1]

When tracking says delivered, but your porch is empty...

I do prefer the Chris Bosh version.

 

[Mugatu]

Does DDB review videos too? I'm getting a little sick of having numerous BCBS Coffee and Barleywine "Drainpour videos" pop up on my Instagram Explore feature. People were offered a refund on their bottles, and the company acknowledged off-flavors. I'm not sure what more people want from Goose. I think a good DDB review could set things straight in the beer world. Maybe it could even include some kind of compilation of videos (a la creampie, etc..)??

Less concerned about the BCBS, and Prop videos as the company has yet to acknowledge issues on those bottles.

 

[JackieAnton]

You in my dream last night except you were 6'10" and you looked like a ginger Rick Ross

 

[rcubed1]

I think a bunch of people just learned what a Dortmunder lager is.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

You in my dream last night except you were 6'10" and you looked like a ginger Rick Ross

Sounds legit

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB wrote 1000 words about Dark Lord aged in Sauternes dessert wine barrels.

The result is entirely predictable.

https://www.dontdrinkbeer.com/2016/...saccharine-prayer-to-the-dark-sauternes-lord/

 

[chongcheesol]

That sounds awful

 

[Wolverines661]

Once again, people looking at me at work when I read this...

"I once put a Tootsie roll in the microwave when I was younger and my dad should have spanked my ass stop sign red because it would let me know that this is a dangerous potation with which to tangle."

I don't know how I didn't try this when I was younger. I feel like I might have been missing out.

 

[Sage1]

"I once put a Tootsie roll in the microwave when I was younger and my dad should have spanked my ass stop sign red because it would let me know that this is a dangerous potation with which to tangle."

I don't know how I didn't try this when I was younger. I feel like I might have been missing out.

I’m sure you can find an adult who would be willing and happy to spank your ass.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

I’m sure you can find an adult who would be willing and happy to spank your ass.

JulianB liked that comment almost instantly, he practically volunteered

 

[trickytunadicky]

JulianB liked that comment almost instantly, he practically volunteered

Seems like a better job for someone who lifts.

 

[Wolverines661]

I’m sure you can find an adult who would be willing and happy to spank your ass.

Prob, I mean I do live in NYC. Def some trump supporters that would pay for that, but if I can't and JulianB you're nearby lmk.

 

[cry me]

yo why you gotta blow up the spot on Sebago barleywine

 

[Wolverines661]

yo why you gotta blow up the spot on Sebago barleywine

That comment just matches your TB handle so well.

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

yo why you gotta blow up the spot on Sebago barleywine

lol there was an ISO on reddit within 10 minutes of that DDB post.

 

[Sheets3x]

lol there was an ISO on reddit within 10 minutes of that DDB post.

dontdrinkbeer Some Gordon mf'n Gekko sh*t...

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

dontdrinkbeer Some Gordon mf'n Gekko sh*t...

haha but the whole point was that Sebago barleywine turds it up at whole foods for $14 a 2 pack


fourteen dollars is a hell of a deal for a 2pac of that quality

 

[lambandtunaphish]

haha but the whole point was that Sebago barleywine turds it up at whole foods for $14 a 2 pack


fourteen dollars is a hell of a deal for a 2pac of that quality

lol

I grabbed another 2pac at that price last week and kinda felt like I was overpaying. Then I remembered I was probably paying that same price for bombers last year

 

[lambandtunaphish]

lol

I grabbed another 2pac at that price last week and kinda felt like I was overpaying. Then I remembered I was probably paying that same price for bombers last year

Oh and I'll add that the girl at the register was confused as hell that a 2 pack of cans could be 13-14 bucks.