Don't Drink Beer

[iong516]

This classic beer from the 90’s is akin to dusting off a Zip Disk and explaining that “AT THE TIME 100mb was quite a lot!”

...when you explain that $22.00 used to be an “expensive” beer.

...break down that this is a beer for aging and they will respond by noting that razzle slot values drop over time



So many gems

 

[mattafett]

This classic beer from the 90’s is akin to dusting off a Zip Disk and explaining that “AT THE TIME 100mb was quite a lot!”

...when you explain that $22.00 used to be an “expensive” beer.

...break down that this is a beer for aging and they will respond by noting that razzle slot values drop over time



So many gems

I still think $22 is expensive for a beer.

 

[MikeJones]

I still think $22 is expensive for a beer.

But what about for 4 beers???

 

[mattafett]

But what about for 4 beers???

Generally still too much.

 

[More Betterness]

All this HPB barleywine I just bought better be on point or I’m gonna go full Roach and sue.







..Also, please fire Stephen from the podcast and give any airtime he would have to PMG. That guy ****s.

LYMI,
MB

 

[dontdrinkbeer]

DDB reviewed his own collab with Highland Park Brewing: Taking Donations. The stones on this guy amirite.

It is inherently biased and you can safely disregard all 950 words, dont even give this guy clix.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2018/12/0...aking-donations-review-of-the-three-deviants/

 

[rcubed1]

DDB reviewed his own collab with Highland Park Brewing: Taking Donations. The stones on this guy amirite.

It is inherently biased and you can safely disregard all 950 words, dont even give this guy clix.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2018/12/0...aking-donations-review-of-the-three-deviants/

Click bait.

 

[Romulux]

DDB reviewed his own collab with Highland Park Brewing: Taking Donations. The stones on this guy amirite.

It is inherently biased and you can safely disregard all 950 words, dont even give this guy clix.

https://dontdrinkbeer.com/2018/12/0...aking-donations-review-of-the-three-deviants/

This is as sad and pathetic as say....I am

Well, at least you are not old....I am

 

[CharlieMurphy1]

DDB is super liquid right now, assembling all the funds and clearing tax season will be our top priority. Will you accept payment in the form of a camo jetski?

You ever get that Jetski, FTowne?

 

[FTowne1]

You ever get that Jetski, FTowne?

I flipped it for a bottle of gin and a case of High Life.

 

[CharlieMurphy1]

I flipped it for a bottle of gin and a case of High Life.

Wise old FTowne, a utilitarian.

 

[jeevo]

Today's Facebook post might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

 

[blckout201]

Today's Facebook post might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

The Midwest is getting sued.

 

[FTowne1]

Today's Facebook post might be the funniest thing I've ever read.

copy/paste for those of us who have abandoned FB, please.

 

[beerandraiderfan]

copy/paste for those of us who have abandoned FB, please.

Gotchu. Hope the Blues can bounce back btw.

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[Frank1]

It's absolutely terrible and I love it.

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

is dontdrinkbeer still here?

 

[Shaggs]

Was he ever really here to begin with?

 

[Sage1]

Was he ever really here to begin with?

alex is a collective hallucination we’re all having due to a prion that has been passed through bottleshares

 

[arren]

alex is a collective hallucination we’re all having due to a prion that has been passed through bottleshares

mad walez disease

 

[LSUPT]

I think he needs a talkbeer refresher after he posted that abomination of a sandwich the other day and called it a Reuben

 

[Tlo4sho]

is anyone still here?

FTFY

 

[WhalezB4Rarez]

is barleywine now over?

 

[rcubed1]

is barleywine now over?

Nah, no one really drinks it still.

 

[Tyrsis]

Ahem I'm literally drinking one right n--- oh I get it

 

[rcubed1]

Ahem I'm literally drinking one right n--- oh I get it

#bodybyBIL