jgbrown
Well-Known Member
Whenever I pitch my starter and I am druck or not so druck, I always gotta cheer: GO YEASTIES GO! My neighbors must think I am the king of UTI's or something.
On a side note, why do none of my friends believe me when I mention all the orgies at my place?
I think yeast is asexual. If you can reproduce all by yourself, and if you're in a room where other asexual creatures are getting it on with themselves at the same time you're getting it on with yourself, is it still called an orgy?
And more importantly, can the yeasties look each other in the eye after the act is done?
I don't really give the yeast a pep talk; I light some candles, put on some smooth jazz to set the mood, and hang a towel on the door so they have some privacy.
Maybe as Stewie would say, a Sexy Party?
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