Do you know what is tasty?

[quickerNu]

I like dark beers. I like beers you cannot see through. But you know what is really good? Apfelwein poured over thinly sliced strawberries. I think I may be drunk. I have have a job interview with the police department in 10 hours. Oops. Come on liver!!! Do your thing.

Maybe just one more.

 

[McKBrew]

I think maybe you are going to wake up next to some big snoring guy with a mustache and stubble. Your butt is going to hurt, and you aren't going to know why right away.

That is payback for drinking something alcoholic with "thinly" sliced strawberries.

 

[quickerNu]

I suddenly have the urge to call edwort a m%therf&$ker.

I wish I had something else bottled to stop this downwerd spiral.

 

[bottleopener]

it's only a downward spiral when you run out.

 

[DonkeyShoes]

I think maybe you are going to wake up next to some big snoring guy with a mustache and stubble. Your butt is going to hurt, and you aren't going to know why right away.

That is payback for drinking something alcoholic with "thinly" sliced strawberries.

That's fitting, because apfelwein is basically prison hooch. Just sayin'.