Do you groom your man bits?

[zac]

19?

10 char.....

 

[Seabee John]

We are a live and let live house hold... neither one of us has the time nor the inclination to shave.... 'sides... I like it when I get out the shower and my junk has a snidley whiplash mustache sorta thing goin on... chase the SWMBO round the house for a little while.

 

[pirate504]

this thread contains WAY too much information this is one thread that might not need a sticky

....Bunch O dudes talking about whether they shave their junk or not :cross:

/ mostly trimmed
//special occasions the razor might come out
///must keep SWMBO happy

 

[DeathBrewer]

19?

10 char.....

19? SRSLY?

 

[GregR]

19?

10 char.....

some flowers bloom a little late. LOL I'm glad someone caught that.

 

[DeathBrewer]

hey, i got it too!!!

 

[GregR]

hey, i got it too!!!

always glad to make some one look at the screen and go, "WHAT?!?!"

 

[DeathBrewer]

i really felt sorry for ya. honestly. srsly.

 

[GregR]

man that would just be horrible. could you even IMAGINE what that would be like?

 

[DeathBrewer]

sneaking out of the locker rooms each day before your shower?

 

[EvilTOJ]

Hey as long as we don't start posting junk pictures I'm fine. I like to keep Big Jim And The Twins down to the hair nubbins, but the fairway needs to be at fairway length. I always get ingrowns and it itches like mad so no putting green lengths there.

And seriously man! No power tools near the man tools! A razor has control, but shavers have whirligigs and tiny teeth. My sack clenched in fear just reading about it.

 

[StunnedMonkey]

At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum...it's breathtaking. I highly suggest you try it.

 

[Cactus]

Best part of the week is knowing two people can fit in my shower. :rockin:

If swmbo ever see this. We shower every morning together.

I So look forward to that. Just a few moments before the day starts to be together. I think that is why we dont fight to often. Who can be mad in the morning when your naked?

Still not letting at the goods with a blade though.

 

[Seabee John]

Hey as long as we don't start posting junk pictures I'm fine.

Yooper would go nuts....no pun intended.

 

[Kilgore_Trout]

I don't shave anything.

I haven't had a haircut in three years.

The plan was the whole mountain-man look, but the best beard I can muster is a pedophile goatee.

 

[DeathBrewer]

i have a rapist mustache.

 

[the_bird]

Mine's not a rapist. All mustache rides are purely consensual.

 

[wildwest450]

i have a rapist mustache.

You mean on of these? Naaasty.

 

[Kilgore_Trout]

i have a rapist mustache.

Holy **** you do!

Looks like mine except a little better kept. I've got a few long pube-like stragglers that stick out.

 

[DeathBrewer]

oh yeah, baby...come to daddy...

it's actually getting pretty bad. i need to shave, srsly.

 

[Laurel]

hwmbo used to when we started dating. Now he won't even trim.

I've tried going on "shaving strikes" a few times, but I always break before he does.

 

[Kilgore_Trout]

hwmbo used to when we started dating. Now he won't even trim.

I've tried going on "shaving strikes" a few times, but I always break before he does.

Give him a pat on the back for me, I've won that same battle.

Gotta stay strong! It takes dedication to be a true slob.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Bummer Laurel... you do realize you hold the ultimate bargaining chip, right?

 

[the_bird]

Here's the thing. The first time I went bald, the_Wife went absolutely ape****. My lord, the kind of head that I'll be remembering until the day that I die. Subconsciously, I think I still trim just on the off chance that it'll rekindle that raw, animalistic lust.

So far, it ain't working!

 

[wildwest450]

I've tried going on "shaving strikes" a few times, but I always break before he does.

Ewww, please don't.

 

[MNBugeater]

You mean on of these? Naaasty.

Christ...his eye brows are stronger than his stache

 

[Chriso]

I do the same as my beard - a few times a year, I use the trimmer to clear the excess brush accumulated from seasons past. Itches like sin for a couple days, but helps keep the cooling system working at full efficiency.

It's a biotch being a hairier-than-average individual.

I can't say I share you guys' problem re: the rapist 'stache, though.... (Or as my buddy calls 'em, the "**** Guido 'stache")

Mine grows just fine.

hwmbo used to when we started dating. Now he won't even trim.
I've tried going on "shaving strikes" a few times, but I always break before he does.

Aha, ur doing it wrongz! Trick is to barter with him..... there's got to be something that will motivate him to continue paying upkeep on his white dragon. The whole shaving strike thing never works because guys know that we're not allowed to say anything about it, so we just accept it as "the new way"

How's his trimmer? Perhaps a new one for the holidays is in order, to subtly hint? A good trimmer makes all the difference over a sh1tty one, when it comes to the manly regions.

 

[Sastrugi]

Hell... no. Mountain man all the way. Lucky for me SWMBO doesn't like bald bits.

I do, however, have to use a weed-eater on my eyebrows or I'd grow a visor.

 

[Evan!]

I remember that Dave Attell (sp?) once said that a he tried to shave his junk once but he's so hairy that it looked like a trash fire broke out on his crotch...

I'd pretty much be in the same boat. I'm a hairy bastard, I have hair that runs down from my big furry Austin Powers chest, across my stomach, connects to my junk hair...I just don't see how I could trim up that area without continuing the trend. You can't exactly just...stop. Remember when Jerry Seinfeld tried to trim up his chest hair?:cross:

 

[Evan!]

I can't say I share you guys' problem re: the rapist 'stache, though.... (Or as my buddy calls 'em, the "**** Guido 'stache")

Correct terminology is "molestache".