Do you groom your man bits?

[BigKahuna]

Hard to describe, but it's worth the effort.

+1...however I'm slighly disturbed that I know this.

 

[the_bird]

Well it seems like a royal bitch to shave but you have me Intrigued . She shaves it all so i guess its only fair that I give it a shot.

They almost like... tingle. The day after shaving is actually just a little bit better. My body hair also tends to be pretty fair, so I've had a problem with the stubble (a wee bit of itching, nothing bad though).

How's THAT for too much information!

 

[BierMuncher]

The main reason I trim instead of shaving is that you need to get the skin smooth to shave. Until you've tried to get all the wrinkles on your beanbag smoothed out you've never realized just how many square yards of skin they're made with.

Yeah...I'm convinced our ancestors walked around with 5 or 6 "fellas" stuffed in there instead of just two.

 

[imaguitargod]

I voted for other. I occasionally trim up once in a blue moon...since I hardly ever use it I really don't find much need in trimming.

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

I voted for other. I occasionally trim up once in a blue moon...since I hardly ever use it I really don't find much need in trimming.

Whoa!!! a guitar god not getting any!!! That seems to run against the order of the universe~!

 

[imaguitargod]

Whoa!!! a guitar god not getting any!!! That seems to run against the order of the universe~!

lol, ya, it's not like I'm looking for sex right now.

 

[shecky]

lol, ya, it's not like I'm looking for sex right now.

What? Are you sure you're a male?

 

[jayhuff]

I can honestly say that it has been a long time since I laughed as hard as I did when reading that re-post of shaving the a** crack area! Holy Freakin' S***t!

 

[imaguitargod]

What? Are you sure you're a male?

: looks down :

WHAT?!?! Where the hell did it....oh, wait...there it is. Yep, male.

 

[DeathBrewer]

i actually took a big gouge out of one of my boys just before halloween. damn buzzers picked up a hair and shoved my sack up between the blades. chunked me pretty good.

i haven't gone down there since. it's like half hairy and have buzzed. damn, it sucks...i guess i should just spend an hour with some scissors and be safe.

 

[GroovePuppy]

i actually took a big gouge out of one of my boys just before halloween. damn buzzers picked up a hair and shoved my sack up between the blades. chunked me pretty good.

i haven't gone down there since. it's like half hairy and have buzzed. damn, it sucks...i guess i should just spend an hour with some scissors and be safe.

Finally DB posts to this thread. Obviously his post is the one that had me crossing my legs!

 

[DeathBrewer]

heh. i took a long lunch. and no, it wasn't mr. and mrs. tenorman chili

 

[talleymonster]

My pubes never grew in.

 

[GroovePuppy]

My pubes never grew in.

Michael Jackson?

 

[talleymonster]

naw, I'm just kidding. I'm furrier than Chewbacca.

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

I have trimmed but only very little. I dont feel the need to make the tree look bigger...dont want to scare her anymore.

 

[shecky]

naw, I'm just kidding. I'm furrier than Chewbacca.

Your wife's a lucky gal. Does she need a scythe to get through all that?

 

[rawkstar]

I trim around the tree, and shave the boys. A girl gave me the tip after she read an article in Cosmo. She said that is better for them when they are down there doing the deed. Makes sense...I know I prefer my woman to be shaved!

 

[pedalmedic]

Did once for the big V-day, Dr. said i went above and beyond the call of duty. He was an old Army doc and knew i was in the guard. Asked if I wanted to se my Vas Defruns....
Anyway, Braided with sea-shells attached. Makes a cool sound when i walk nude

 

[DeathBrewer]

naw, i like a little grass on the field...nothing too hairy, you don't wanna be picking short and curlys out of your teeth all day long, but a little airstrip is nice.

 

[jpsloan]

Let's hear it for the Optical Inch!

I swear to Christ, when I start a hard rock/punk band, I'm naming it that.

I don't know, I think that hirsute is not only passe, it's incorrect at this point. It's a social norm to at least trim up.

 

[mr_goodwrench]

DB!!!!!!!

Dude! NO CLIPPERS ON THE SAC!!!

Here is the secret: shave your face with a new razor a couple times and then move it to manscaping duty. Don't use soap or shaving cream ~ use conditioner.

I have been doing this for several years and have the process down pretty good. The trick to keeping stubble at bay is maintenance. You can't shave once a month, You have to make the commitment!

 

[ChshreCat]

DB!!!!!!!

Dude! NO CLIPPERS ON THE SAC!!!

Here is the secret: shave your face with a new razor a couple times and then move it to manscaping duty. Don't use soap or shaving cream ~ use conditioner.

I have been doing this for several years and have the process down pretty good. The trick to keeping stubble at bay is maintenance. You can't shave once a month, You have to make the commitment!

I always use my clippers, but with a guard on 'em so they don't catch a pinch of skin.

 

[knarfks]

Last year at one of my friend's wedding. Me and a few friends convinced the groom that it was a good idea to trim. He didn't trust himself with trimmers or a razor. He used scissors. He slipped on the boys...of course the first person he asked for a bandaid was the minister, he told the minister he cut himself shaving...minister didn't see any cuts on his face and proceeded to fall to floor laughing. Me and each friend walked into people crying. We had to ask why people were crying, every single person laughed to tears.

Groom was not happy with the groomsman doing the scissor sign during the wedding.

 

[Yooper]

You know, I can't decide whether to be repulsed or turned on.

Maybe both?

 

[McKBrew]

I can shave my pubes no problem but get nervous around the ball sack. Just a little clipper nick hurts like a bitch.

 

[BuffaloSabresBrewer]

You know, I can't decide whether to be repulsed or turned on.

Maybe both?

Well I for one am turned on!
Wait...........what?

 

[user 574]

Wow - no power tools near the boyz! Razor blade; but spend some $ and use one of those 3-4 blade Gillette Sensor ones. No old school straight blades . +1 for conditioner and maintenance.

 

[user 574]

I had to do that, too, a year ago. Only I didn't do it. Some male nurse did it. Blech.

I had a male do it too . Doctor came in later ready to snip and was asking everyone who did the "over-shave" job. I don't think that dude really even worked for the hospital. He did leave his phone # before he left though. :fro:

 

[GregR]

I usually stay neatly trimmed. one time I went Michael Chiklis for the girlfriend and never itched more in my life. plus I didn't like the idea of the totally bald nether region. it felt like I was the last kid to go though puberty or something. . . like I was 19 again or something.