Declaration 3/30 : Misquote Ben Franklin Day

[TyTanium]

Pickles...that reminds me of a conversation.

You don't know the first thing about brewing beer.

No. Well, not yet. Give me some time. Like 200 years.

 

[Dan]

I've never drunk wine since my return from France. I sometimes drink beer, and when I do I prefer Dos Equis. - Benjamin "The Most Interesting Man in the World" Franklin

 

[cklages]

Okay, I know its not the 30th yet, but apparently the tradition is spreading...

That quote officially makes Franklin the father of modern microbiology, predating the birth of Louis Pasteur by at least 30 years. Haha, take that France....

Just in case I miss the 30th, I am going to put my quote in now....

'The internet contains many misattributed quotes' - Ben Franklin

 

[cheezydemon3]

"After I was done inventing electricity, I kicked Chuck Norris' ASS"

Benjamin Franklin in a dissertation on time travel and ass kicking.

 

[olllllo]

This is tomorrow! Let the lies begin!

 

[bob1852]

This is tomorrow!

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You lie!!!! This is today. Tomorrow is tomorrow. Of course tomorrow it will be today.

 

[olllllo]

More learned rationale.

http://www.beerphxation.com/2013/03/march-30-misquote-ben-franklin-day-2013.html

 

[olllllo]

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I just wanted to quote you on that.

 

[kwadric]

Finally it's today! Ben Franklin would say, "Carpe Diem, bro."

 

[argyle]

In west Philadelphia born and raised... BF

 

[Nightshade]

"F**k the police" -Benjamin Franklin 1724 -

 

[ChuckO]

"I didn't say that, Abe Lincoln did." - Ben Franklin

 

[JonM]

Take your repose; let your-self not be pre-occupied by vexation, and enjoy an ale, which hath been made in thy cottage through the labours of your own hands. Or, in abbreviated form, TYRLYNBPBVAEAAWHBMITCTTLOYOH.

Might I also suggest that it would be delightful indeed if such were to be written upon a placard and affixed to the rear panel of one's carriage.

 

[Wynne-R]

"Go fly a kite"

Which actually didn't happen either.

 

[BrewinHooligan]

Honey badger don't give a f#ck

 

[MrNatural]

Couldn't wait until next year.............

"Klaatu barada nikto" ~ Ben Franklin

 

[Dynachrome]

Where did he go? Ole olli ollleo

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/members/olllllo

I never could figure out if it was ever meant to be pronounced.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Where did he go? Ole olli ollleo

https://www.homebrewtalk.com/members/olllllo

I never could figure out if it was ever meant to be pronounced.

It is meant to look like a jeep grill.

HE is around.

Wait, are you suggesting that Ben Franklin is looking for ollllllo?

 

[Dynachrome]

Wait, are you suggesting that Ben Franklin is looking for ollllllo?

No, but I got a chuckle out of your reply.

 

[catdaddy66]

Honey badger don't give a f#ck

LMAO! Honey badger don't care!