Declaration 3/30 : Misquote Ben Franklin Day

[Yuri_Rage]

"While they are typically unappealing, light struck Mexican beers do indeed make my taco pop." - Ben Franklin

 

[conpewter]

"My favorite type of beer be not an ale or stout, only that it be Free" - Ben Franklin

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

We will drink together, or we shall assuredly drink separately. -BF

 

[olllllo]

"In several generations, all of my writings about beer produced in the home (HOMEBREW) shall also apply to a set of conventions which issue forth instructions on a small communication device to be held in the palm of one's hand. All of my quotations on WINE will apply to a set of conventions and instruction which will ensure the matrimony of two libraries. These are not conventional libraries to which we are accustomed... but we have no time for that now. If you remember nothing, place all of your fortunes on the colonial NAVY in the America's cup." Bejadamus Franklinus.

 

[user 22118]

"There are three things that a man must accomplish before he dies. Brew his own beer, teach someone to brew his own beer, and then go to France to piss on them." - Ben Franklin

By the way, for you wine people, watch Bottle Shock for a historically inaccurate but entertaining film about the downfall of arrogance.

 

[Chris300s]

"A penny saved should be pitched into the brew kettle where it will miraculously prevent boilovers" - B Frizzle

 

[cytokine]

"Jeez I'm loaded... hold this kite string for a second, would ya?"

Frenjamin Banklin

 

[Yuri_Rage]

"Late to bed and early to rise maximizes time for the bottle." - Ben Franklin

 

[LeeF]

"Could someone loan me a $100 to cover my bar tab?" - Benjamin Franklin

 

[Hugh_Jass]

Give a man a brew, and he'll drink for a day. Teach a man to brew and he'll spend his life savings on brewing equipment and supplies.

 

[mrkristofo]

"All who think cannot but see there is a sanction like that of religion which binds us in partnership in the serious work of making beer." Benjamin Franklin

"Do not fear mistakes. You will know failure. But never, ever, dump a batch of homebrew." Benjamin Franklin

 

[BrewBrain]

"I'm Rick James, Bitch!" - Benjamin Franklin

 

[Dagatris]

Pilsner, goblets, and mugs, all are weak when compared to DAS BOOT!
-Benny Frank

 

[Saccharomyces]

"Only DeathBrewer could make more beer in a week than I can imbibe in two." - Ben Franklin

 

[MikeG]

"Anyone who would give up spirits for a little security deserve neither" - Benny Franklin

 

[Hugh_Jass]

"A beer in the hand is worth two in the bucket"

 

[bob1852]

'Never dump your beer!!! Patience IS a virtue!!! Time heals all things, even beer!' -- Benjamin Franklin

 

[shecky]

"An investment in beer, and French whores, always pays the best interest."

 

[McKBrew]

Listen to Revvy-- Ben Franklin.

Regardless of what you think, plasma cutters, shiny stainless and other fancy trinkets will not make up for your lack of that appendage which makes a man-- Ben Franklin

 

[double_e5]

"It's 5 o'clock somewhere." - Benjamin Franklin

 

[Beernip]

"I do not despise the French. In fact, I had my friend Samuel make a cherry wheat to quench their thirst for the kindness they have paid this country of ours." -- Ben Franklin

 

[david_42]

"At 4 weeks of aging the wit reigns, at 20 the stout, at 40 the barleywine." Poor Richard.

 

[mkling]

"Never leave that till tomorrow which you can drink today."

 

[Short Drive]

A poor beer such as Shock Top, should not be named as a reminisce of my fine kite experiment. - Ben Franklin

 

[bob1852]

"Homebrewtalk.com is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy." -- Benjamin Franklin

 

[mrkristofo]

"Beer before liquor, never been sicker." -Benjamin Franklin

 

[Yooper]

It is with great judgement and foresight that I pronounce beer man's greatest invention. - Ben Franklin

 

[Nurmey]

"Women and wine, game and deceit, make the wealth small and the wants great." Ben Franklin

I can't help it, this one is real but too good to change.

 

[Brewpastor]

"God is proof beer loves us!" Ben Franklin

"The American Revolution would never have happened with birth control." Ben Franklin

 

[Bernie Brewer]

"Early to Bed, Early to rise, makes a man.........WTF am I saying? F*ck That Sh!t & Gimme a Beer" -Bennjie F

"Why don't we get druck and screw?" - Ben Franklin, later put to music by Jimmy Buffett