Crazy damned wives

[jgln]

Ha. Prolly picks up the keyword "Muslim" from my signature.

Can you imagine trying to explain that to your wife should she see it.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I am safe there. Plus, we are "allowed" up to 5 wives. She says to make sure the next one is wealthy. If it has anything to do with beer she avoids it. Some cute faces there.

Watch out tho'. The head cover is actually a protective shield that keeps the lazer beams from burning a hole through your cranium.

 

[Sanveann]

Well, I'm Catholic, and I would be DELIGHTED if my husband added a wife. I'd be cool with sharing as long as she helped clean and take care of the kids

 

[Schlenkerla]

Well, I'm Catholic, and I would be DELIGHTED if my husband added a wife. I'd be cool with sharing as long as she helped clean and take care of the kids

What about the knob polishing? Would you share in that too or make it a team effort???

 

[Sanveann]

What about the knob polishing? Would you share in that too or make it a team effort???

Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?

 

[springer]

Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?

Everyone knows Homebrewers are above average ...

 

[HenryHill]

GMB, I would definitely (gently!) suggest that she seems to be really stressed out and that it might be helpful to her to talk to someone. Do NOT imply that you think she's crazy (even if you do) ... but present it in a way that says, "I'm worried about you."

The right combination of medication and therapy can make a world of difference. (Ask my husband, LOL! If I weren't on meds, I doubt we'd have ever made it to the altar, let alone STAYED married.)

Thank-you for giving the physiological treatment angle from experience.

My ex took Zoloft without my knowledge (I had gone to my doctor for advice, he said he couldn't just tell her or make her, but she had asked him for a script, I suspect after careful hints at the subject) at Christmas, and it was like night and day from before and I had no idea why she was so different. It was like living with your aunt or grandma, she was so nice, but it made her sleep a lot, so instead of getting something different, she just quit and sought no further treatment. All hell again broke loose again, on a constant basis.

And what LGI said.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?

No. But it would be niceto have a QC Inspector available to ensure everything gets polished properly and frequently.

Think of it like an assembly line. The primary cleaner does the bulk of the polishing while the secondary follows up periodically with the occasional buff while also ensuring said knobs are kept in the proper bins and controlling potential loose or missing screws.

Then decide which position you prefer. Union labor or Upper Management.

 

[HenryHill]

FYI.....you are not alone on the crazy wife issue. I too am living the experience. I am also not allowed to take charge of the kids then criticized for not helping enough. Several times I've had to leave for a few hours, usually straight to the bar.

Been there, done that, for years.

I couldn't ever park in a good enough place in a parking lot.

 

[HenryHill]

More unsolicited advice: two women are 4 times the trouble of one.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

More unsolicited advice: two women are 4 times the trouble of one.

True!

And if you are crazy enough to have them in the same house you'll find biology plays tricks on a brother. They'll cycle together eventually. But you'll never see it coming til one day you realize your screwed but yet, you won't be.

The dream is nice. The reality is purgatory! I am just saying.

 

[Schlenkerla]

Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?

Yes Ma'am

It does, and I'm not conceded. I like mine spit-shined!!!

 

[Sanveann]

Everyone knows Homebrewers are above average ...

Just as I suspected ... my husband was born to homebrew

 

[DeathBrewer]

Did you ever show her your original list? I'm sure that would clear these matters right up and you can get back to normal crazy instead of bat-**** crazy.

 

[AnonyBrew]

knob polishing? I like where this thread is going.

 

[MeatyPortion]

Now we need pix of said knob polishing.

 

[brewthunda]

delete . . . .

 

[Sanveann]

Now we need pix of said knob polishing.

Errrr ... I think I'll have to pass!

 

[LooyvilleLarry]

OMG GIla! YOU MARRIED MY EX !!!!

 

[IrregularPulse]

Are you implying that it takes two women to polish the average knob?

It takes as many women as the owner of the knob can gather in one sitting! There is no limit as long as all polishers are aware of and on board with the situation!