Cost cutting

[jkarp]

FANTASTIC. Our office building has gone to single-ply, 120 Grit in the ****ters.

 

[HarkinBanks]

You always crack me up JK. Our company did the same thing last October. Gotta love cost cutting.

 

[s3n8]

Dont take your sh!t to work... Simple.

I always called it John Wayne TP... Rough and tough, and wont take sh!t off anyone.

 

[MultumInParvo]

I don't think I have worked in a place that didn't... You were lucky for awhile!

 

[misterVT]

Don't worry. With patience and time your a$$ will get used to it. And look on the bright side, single-ply produces fewer dingle-berries.

 

[jpc]

Dude... Bring your own. I went to India last month on business, and expected a bad case of Delhi-Belly. It did not disappoint; had to delay my return flight due to the hershey-squirts. Luckily, I had brought a supply of Cottonelle Fresh® Flushable Moist Wipes with me... kept my 'hole from getting chafed from the 80-grit in the hotel.

Look for the pack with the puppy!!!

 

[jkarp]

Heh, my team (we're IT) talked about doing just that at lunch today. Would make quite a statement strutting in with your own jumbo role of Angel Soft. :rockin:

I totally hear ya on traveling with a Bristol #7 festering in the colon. I picked up a lovely case of food poisoning in Brussels just before catching the Eurostar to London. Holding both ends in at 185MPH was a goddamned miracle. No idea how I pulled that one off.

 

[Baja_Brewer]

I totally hear ya on traveling with a Bristol #7 festering in the colon. I picked up a lovely case of food poisoning in Brussels just before catching the Eurostar to London. Holding both ends in at 185MPH was a goddamned miracle. No idea how I pulled that one off.

Oh man, where did you eat? When I go back I'll be sure to avoid it.... I know most of the places near the central station fairly well...

I'm at University right now, so anything other than single ply is a blessing. I just tend to avoid doing my business on campus, but when I'm at work (the gym) I'm kinda trapped.

 

[WIP]

I am lucky as well, we get the good soft two ply stuff. With my wierd schedule, it better be comfortable in there. I s#!t twice before 6 am.

 

[OMJ]

My work has been with single ply as long as I have worked here it sucks. Few weeks ago my wife came home from costco with a huge pack of single ply. Needless to say she went back to costco.

 

[wolfstar]

here I sit in stinking vapor
some dumb bastard stole the paper
but here no longer will i linger
look out a$$ here comes my finger


Sorry, drukkk this sh*t popped into my head

 

[david_42]

If I may quote a good-old-boy from my Navy days, "You wear kerosene shorts to keep the ants away from your candy ass?"

Had a GF that insisted on Charmin, so I put up a second roller.

 

[kornkob]

Dude... Bring your own.

+1 Don't like the paper at work because it is too soft, too hard or not green enough? Bring your own.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Said the bear to the rabbit, "When you take a dump, does poo get stuck in your fur?"
Answered the rabbit, "No."
So, the bear wiped his bum with the rabbit.

 

[kornkob]

The moral of the story is:

If you don't like the toilet paper at work, take a rabbit.

 

[bigdug]

You can do like my Dad used to tell our employees.

"Work on my time sh!t on Yours"

 

[friarjohn]

Wow, you guys are lucky, tp at work, who would thunk it?