Confucius say...

[iamopie2]

Those with sticky kitchen floor, make own beer...


Had a great brew day yesterday. Brewed an Oktoberfest and a Christmas ale in preparation for upcoming cold months. These will be my last extracts before I do my first all-grain batch this weekend.

I read a WHOLE lot more than I post (I'm a master of the search function)

Just thought I would share I'm about to head over to the all-grain side. There is no turning back now.

Cheers!

 

[corvax13]

Be brave on your new ventures my fellow brewer! I am yet to make the leap myself, but as soon as my wallet and my home allow me to, Ill be joining the ranks as well.

Good luck!

 

[eschatz]

Confucius say...

Man who fishes in other man's well often catches crabs.

 

[corvax13]

Confucius also say. . .

Man standing on toilet high on pot.

 

[Beernip]

Confucius says. A wise man never farts before he sits down.

 

[FireNightFly]

Confucious says ...

Man who shoots his mouth off is bound to loose face.
Masterbation is a solo played on a private organ.
Man who kills two birds with one stone, often get hate mail from the humane society.
He who thinks by the inch and talks by the yard deserves to be kicked by the foot.

 

[azscoob]

confucious say: learn to masturbate, come in handy
he also say: man who goes through turnstyle sideways going to Bangkok

 

[Kickass]

confucious say man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day

 

[feedbag]

"Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have ****ty time."

"Man who live in glass house, dress in basement."

 

[ks_medic]

Confucius say: support bacteria, only culture some people have

"man who drive like hell, bound to get there"

 

[pksmitty]

Man who run behind bus, get exhausted.

He who fart in church, sit in his own pew.

 

[SFBEER]

The best time to buy mattress is at the first sign of spring.
True genius is nudist the never forgets a face.

 

[ImperialLover]

I've never done a partial mash or an extract batch. I jumped right into all grain. it's more intimidation than it is actually hard. Just jump head first into it and stick to the basics for the first few batches.

 

[Kickass]

Man who run behind bus, get exhausted.

man who run infront of bus get tired

 

[ScottD13]

Man who go to bed with itchy hinie wake up with smelly finger

 

[InYerMouth]

Squirrel sit on rock and crack nut, while man sit on crack and rock nut. :cross:

 

[bernerbrau]

man who fall off cliff jump to conclusion

passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly

man who think he is Number One is next to nothing

 

[FireNightFly]

Sex on tv is bad, you might fall off...
Man who put worm on hook well is master-baitor
Man who sneezes without tissue takes matters into his own hands.
Baby conceived on back seat of car with automatic transmission grow up to be
shiftless bastard.
Never raise hands to angry child, it leave groin exposed.

 

[homebrewer_99]

Confucious say, I not say any of does tings...why you picking on me???

 

[annasdadhockey]

Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

 

[BillTheSlink]

man who have sex on hill get lay of land.

 

[Reedwalker]

Its better to keep mouth shut and appear foolish, then to open mouth and remove all doubt.