Hello there, I am also a noob with some questions. I've been reading the forums here a bit. I don't want to hijack your thread OP, but since we are both trying to get info for that nerve wracking "first batch", I figured we could join forces! 
I liked this thread:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f32/results-juice-yeast-sugar-experiments-83060/
I had to spend a bit of timing looking much up because I was unfamiliar with some things mentioned there.
On the idea of "beginners luck" I was only planning to do 2 seperate 1 gallon glass carboys as a test, try or die sort of thing. I have terrible luck, and don't want to go all out only to realize I screwed up a huge 5 gallon carboy.
So, I was looking at some very simple recipes, mostly with plain 100% apple juice (the cheap store brand). I also considered doing one batch with honey, and one without. And since I don't really have access to a LHBS, I was going to use common bread yeast, from the grocery store, as I have heard it works just fine.
I do not however, have air locks, but read that a tube into a bottle of water is acceptable. I also read somewhere about stretching some cloth or paper towels over the mouth and securing with elastic bands works? I would like to hear more about it, if anyone has actual experience. I am doing this on the cheap, for just this test, so if the paper towel method is valid, I would like to give it a shot.
As for the recipes, each for 1 gallon, how much sugar would you recommend for a purely sugar recipe, and how much honey/sugar for a mixed recipe? I was going for around 8-9 ABV for both.
Thank you for any responses!

I liked this thread:
https://www.homebrewtalk.com/f32/results-juice-yeast-sugar-experiments-83060/
I had to spend a bit of timing looking much up because I was unfamiliar with some things mentioned there.
On the idea of "beginners luck" I was only planning to do 2 seperate 1 gallon glass carboys as a test, try or die sort of thing. I have terrible luck, and don't want to go all out only to realize I screwed up a huge 5 gallon carboy.
So, I was looking at some very simple recipes, mostly with plain 100% apple juice (the cheap store brand). I also considered doing one batch with honey, and one without. And since I don't really have access to a LHBS, I was going to use common bread yeast, from the grocery store, as I have heard it works just fine.
I do not however, have air locks, but read that a tube into a bottle of water is acceptable. I also read somewhere about stretching some cloth or paper towels over the mouth and securing with elastic bands works? I would like to hear more about it, if anyone has actual experience. I am doing this on the cheap, for just this test, so if the paper towel method is valid, I would like to give it a shot.
As for the recipes, each for 1 gallon, how much sugar would you recommend for a purely sugar recipe, and how much honey/sugar for a mixed recipe? I was going for around 8-9 ABV for both.
Thank you for any responses!