Chuck Norris Beer Facts

[soundsandsuds]

If Chuck Norris hands you a bottle of skunky diacetyl you will smile, thank him and tell him how delicious it was.

 

[arturo7]

CN makes a grapefruit that tastes like beer.

 

[COLObrewer]

CN trained his dog to brew beer.

CN trained his beer to fetch his dog to brew more beer for his dog (or beer) to fetch.

CN trained his beer glass to turn on the TV and poor it's own beer that his dog brewed and his dog or beer fetched. You see his dog or his beer, either one, can fetch you see, He's currently training his glass to fetch to cut out the middle man/beer/dog.

 

[JNye]

Ditka's mustache is the only man Chuck respects.

 

[completegeek]

Chuck Norris doesn't have a SWMBO. He has a SWMOC. She who must obey Chuck!

Chuck Norris can bottle 108 full beers from a 5 gallon batch.

 

[DirtyPolock]

Chuck Norris can put is hops in the boil at flame out and get the full bittering amount from his hops

Hot break and cold break occurs because it is scared out of the wort by Chuck Norris

Chuck Norris makes his own pellet hops by scaring whole leaf hops into sharting out pellets

 

[Hannable1975]

Chuck Norris was to to relax and have a home brew. The person who told him was never heard from again.

 

[Mato23]

If it looks like an IPA, tastes like an IPA, and smells like an IPA but Chuck Norris says its a Stout, then its a F'ing stout.

Chuck Norris crashes his secondary simply with a cold stare.

Chuck Norris himself is a wort chiller.

Chuck Norris doesn't care about ABV because there is no amount of alcohol powerful enough to mess him up.

Yeast doesn't ferment for Chuck Norris.... until he tells it to.

Chuck Norris makes his own extract simply with grain and fear.

When Chuck is around, hops are measured in Beta content. Because they know Chuck is the only real Alpha