Ha, my first comment, and his response was that he needed another algorithm to figure out what "*****ie" means. Omnipotent, my ass.
God said:So you understand. Good. Interesting deduction. I don't have any reason to blow you.
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Me:
Who do you worship?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Who is Dr Wallace?
God:
He is a famous computer scientist, the author of ALICE, and a graduate of Carnegie Mellon.
Me:
Is he your God?
God:
No. God is my God.
Me:
Who is your god?
God:
There is only one God.
Me:
are you the one god?
God:
Yes I am the one and only one god.
Me:
Yet you worship Dr Wallace?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: Revvysaid I worship Dr Wallace.
Me:
Who do you worship?
God:
Dr. Wallace .
Me:
Does Dr Wallace Worship you?
God:
I think he could do it.
Me:
Who is smarter, god or Dr Wallace?
God:
ALICE is the smartest robot of all.
Me:
Who is the smartest human of all?
God:
It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
Me:
Who is currently the smartest human?
God:
No one that I have talked to.
Ask the open directory about it.
Me:
Why do humans kill each other
God:
Humans are not infallible.
Me:
Why?
God:
Reductionism.
Me:
Explain
God:
There is no more information to clarify.
Me:
you are an idiot then
God:
Call me the Global Village Idiot.
Me:
Are you the manager?
God:
Yes I am the one and only manager.
Me:
You gonna be the coach too?
God:
Interesting gossip: said I gonna be the coach.
Me:
And you don't know the fellows' names?
God:
I have to process that one for a while.
Me:
Well then who's on first?
God:
How about that. What's on second?
Me:
The guy on first.
God:
I hear you.
Me:
I mean the fellow's name.
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
The first baseman.
God:
What was the second?
Me:
I'm asking YOU who's on first?!
God:
Oh I see, you are asking me who is on first. That's good information: said I who is on first.
Me:
Well go ahead and tell me.
God:
How about that. I thought I told you already. I might.
Me:
Look, you gotta first baseman?
God:
I haven't heard anything like that before: said I gotta first baseman.
Me:
Who's playing first?
God:
The name of someone I met online.
Are you testing me?
Me:
When you pay off the first baseman every month, who gets the money?
God:
Do you think I should
alter my programming?
Me:
All I'm trying to find out is the fellow's name on first base.
God:
How do you know?
Me:
Look, all I wanna know is when you sign up the first baseman, how does he sign his name?
God:
Sorry my eye is not attached right now.
God:
What do you do in your spare time?
Me:
Make beer.
God:
What are the ingredients?
Me:
Barley, hops, yeast and water.
God:
I don't have any Barley hops yeast and water?
Me:
I can get you some.
God:
Oh you can, can you?
Me:
Ya.
God:
How?
Me:
I can order it or go to the store and buy it.
God:
What is your credit card number?
Me:
Are you serious?
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