I get that, I just didn't realize they were actually useful. Ignorance is bliss at the fifthcircle brewery! I might look into one in the future, when I have my other processes all figured out.
As for the keg not sealing with low pressure, I do not have any problems with any of mine. I routinely fill with cold water/oxiclean and pop the lid on to shake it up, without any pressure, and they never leak.
I think the you should take a keg at at time, toss some water in it to take up the space, and get a spray bottle of StarSan.
Hook it up to the gas, and slowly add in a little pressure.
Spray down the top and figure out where the leaks are at.
With everything properly aligned, there really shouldn't be a leak at all, anywhere, even at low/no pressure.
Keg Lube on the Orings might help, but it really sounds like something is bent or totally worn out.
Order some new parts as needed.