Caption this Picture! (Contest?)

[curlyfat]

Terrible Photshop job, I know. Just too lazy and was laughing too hard (Causing more of a headache from this damn hangover)

Hmmmm...perhaps I have a new avatar. Even my wife couldn't stop laughing at that one.

 

[Haputanlas]

It was too perfect to pass. However, maybe I could clean it up a bit for you when I don't have such a bad headache.

 

[HItransplant]

"Now, what the f__k am I supposed to do with this?"

 

[curlyfat]

I thought of one myself:

"The guys on the interwebs said this would help me make beer. I don't get it."

 

[jaythebassist]

"Mmmmmm... juicyfruit"

btw, I think the winner might could win your welding services for a, uhhh, brewstand.. (I'm ready to build one, for example...)

 

[schweaty]

"Here it is! *sniff sniff sniff* It's no big deal."

Caddyshack pool scene

 

[curlyfat]

btw, I think the winner might could win your welding services for a, uhhh, brewstand.. (I'm ready to build one, for example...)

I feel I must offer full disclosure. This was the second time in my life wielding a welder. With my friend's MIG welder, it's crazy easy. You just have to be willing to accept that it'll look like crap for the first several attempts, but the welds will hold whatever you need them to (or at least what I need them to).

 

[Hawgbranch]

"This Sith grinding technique is harder than I thought"

 

[boo boo]

Damn, she IS pregnant.

 

[jaythebassist]

I feel I must offer full disclosure. This was the second time in my life wielding a welder. With my friend's MIG welder, it's crazy easy. You just have to be willing to accept that it'll look like crap for the first several attempts, but the welds will hold whatever you need them to (or at least what I need them to).

I'm more than happy to throw on a hood and give it a go.. I just don't have a welder! The stand looks great, though. Good job brother!

 

[Homercidal]

"You have failed me for the last time!"

 

[r8rphan]

Hmmmm. what's this left over part for?

"HONEY! YOU LIGHT THE NEW GRILL OKAY!"

 

[r8rphan]

"You have failed me for the last time!"

LOL... Reminds me more of that guy on Hogans Hero that used to say "I see notink!" What was his name?

Was tempted to do the photoshopping on that, but am too lazy right now...

 

[IrregularPulse]

"You can be candy bar?"

 

[Homercidal]

LOL... Reminds me more of that guy on Hogans Hero that used to say "I see notink!" What was his name?

Was tempted to do the photoshopping on that, but am too lazy right now...

Oh yeah! Sargent Schultz! Remember Colonel Klink?? "SCHULTZ!" With his monocle and riding crop!

 

[Brewdouche-RuBrew]

Oh photo editing is a great Idea. Been gone a fews days so I can'y wait to get home now.

 

[Brewdouche-RuBrew]

Oh yeah! Sargent Schultz! Remember Colonel Klink?? "SCHULTZ!" With his monocle and riding crop!

Like so?

 

[BlackDogBrewing]

This doesn't taste like beer yet. Is my beer ruined?

 

[Haputanlas]

Like so?

That's awesome.

 

[Homercidal]

Like so?

"Major Hochstetter has just sent plans for the ultimate secret weapon. With this Mark V Brewstand we will defeat the Allies! Don't let these fall into enemy hands, Schultz!"

 

[Dwain]

Damn, I AM a quart low!

 

[r8rphan]

Damn, I AM a quart low!

Wouldn't that be a 'pint' low?

 

[Brewdouche-RuBrew]

"You have failed me for the last time!"

What happened to this thread?

I had such great photoshoppycrazynesshopes

they have been dashed... so sad

 

[DirtyPolock]

I'm gonna need some more keg lube

 

[Bohica]

3 inches is good. Right? I'snt it?

 

[muse435]

If i hold something in front of me i can look at her ass and my wife will never know.

 

[schweaty]

When I first saw this photo is reminded me of Caddyshack. So I started tooling around in Photoshop and now I have an entire storyboard. Enjoy!

Curlyfat worked as a pool technician at a local apartment complex in California. One day he was eating a candy bar and thought it would be funny if he threw it into the pool.

Turns out that was a bad idea. Curlyfat didn't realize that he'd be the one to drain the pool and fetch out the so called "doodie". Curlyfat ends up getting fired from his job because he did what he should have done in the first place. He ate the candy bar.

After losing his job Curlyfat hits the bar and plans on getting $hit faced. As the night goes on Curlyfat's judgement is imparied and he ends up taking home asian twin hookers. He knows when he's drunk he doesn't make good decisions.

9 months later Curlyfat finds himself in the hospital. Turns out he knocked up one of the twins. Curlyfat opens his wallet and finds something that he regrets NOT using.

Curlyfat ends up proposing and decides to go to Vegas for his bachelor party. Too bad he couldn't find a sitter and so he brings the baby with him. After another long night of getting wasted, going to strip clubs, and fighting; Curlyfat's friend Zach decides that he will take custody of the baby.

THE END!

 

[muse435]

Well done sir

 

[scrambledegg81]

Been done to varying degrees, but still applicable:

 

[curlyfat]

Schweaty, I love it! Altough, I'm trying to figure out how bringing home asian twins is EVER a bad idea....