Changing my name isn't going to impact how people act around me even a little. But if it just makes ONE person happy on this forum, and that person is you, I'll do it.
I hope this **** perpetuates until every one of you that thinks this true...makes you hate me with every fiber of your being. Because at this point, if there's any way, shape, or form that I can make you or anyone else like you miserable, I'm game. I hope that every time you think about me...every time you read a thread about me, it absolutely ruins your day. I hope I haunt you for a ******* eternity. You reap what you sow? Sage words of advice you'd best be prepared to heed on your own.
For someone who was so easy to deal with in private messages, the attitude in the public forums is pretty ******.LOL Get the **** out of here. As I attempted to buy all the beer. I sat there one afternoon at HF and bought 3 growlers, went to the back of the line. Bought three more, went to the back again. I bought a lot, no doubt, but nothing ran out, no one had to wait excessively for me, nor did Shaun, who stood right ******* there, have an issue with it. And I asked him about it. He even allowed me to fill more than 3 growlers at a time when no one else was behind me. At the Alchemist when I bought 12 cases, I purchased them at the register, and the guy dollied them to my car for me after thanking me for my business. Crackdowns. Shut the **** up. lol And no one booed me at the Pro Pig. I swear to Christ, if anything you guys are awesome at creating some of the best folklore known to man. I haven't ****** anyone over. This stuff is so amazing to read. As if no one else in beer has EVER done a huge mule for the people he/she knows. Only when I do it is it such a colossal horror story. THe rest of you are just spreading good beer around to all those unfortunate souls without access. After another year of evolution by people believing every goddamned thing some of you spit out, I'll be the reason some brewery will have closed. You know...because I bought all the beer, no one else could get any, ever...so they stopped going to said brewery altogether and they were forced to shut down. You're just pissed off because I caused the flood that made the Alchemist move out of the Pro Pig to begin with. I hope this **** perpetuates until every one of you that thinks this true...makes you hate me with every fiber of your being. Because at this point, if there's any way, shape, or form that I can make you or anyone else like you miserable, I'm game. I hope that every time you think about me...every time you read a thread about me, it absolutely ruins your day. I hope I haunt you for a ******* eternity. You reap what you sow? Sage words of advice you'd best be prepared to heed on your own.
LOL Get the **** out of here. As I attempted to buy all the beer. I sat there one afternoon at HF and bought 3 growlers, went to the back of the line. Bought three more, went to the back again. I bought a lot, no doubt, but nothing ran out, no one had to wait excessively for me, nor did Shaun, who stood right ******* there, have an issue with it. And I asked him about it. He even allowed me to fill more than 3 growlers at a time when no one else was behind me. At the Alchemist when I bought 12 cases, I purchased them at the register, and the guy dollied them to my car for me after thanking me for my business. Crackdowns. Shut the **** up. lol And no one booed me at the Pro Pig. I swear to Christ, if anything you guys are awesome at creating some of the best folklore known to man. I haven't ****** anyone over. This stuff is so amazing to read. As if no one else in beer has EVER done a huge mule for the people he/she knows. Only when I do it is it such a colossal horror story. THe rest of you are just spreading good beer around to all those unfortunate souls without access. After another year of evolution by people believing every goddamned thing some of you spit out, I'll be the reason some brewery will have closed. You know...because I bought all the beer, no one else could get any, ever...so they stopped going to said brewery altogether and they were forced to shut down. You're just pissed off because I caused the flood that made the Alchemist move out of the Pro Pig to begin with. I hope this **** perpetuates until every one of you that thinks this true...makes you hate me with every fiber of your being. Because at this point, if there's any way, shape, or form that I can make you or anyone else like you miserable, I'm game. I hope that every time you think about me...every time you read a thread about me, it absolutely ruins your day. I hope I haunt you for a ******* eternity. You reap what you sow? Sage words of advice you'd best be prepared to heed on your own.
This thread is why I still go to beer websites.
if anything you guys are awesome at creating some of the best folklore known to man.
I'm a good dude who does good things for people, has never ****** over anyone on a beer in my life
I hope this **** perpetuates until every one of you that thinks this true...makes you hate me with every fiber of your being. Because at this point, if there's any way, shape, or form that I can make you or anyone else like you miserable, I'm game. I hope that every time you think about me...every time you read a thread about me, it absolutely ruins your day. I hope I haunt you for a ******* eternity. You reap what you sow? Sage words of advice you'd best be prepared to heed on your own.
weird, unhinged, concerning, unstable rant coming
A+ WORK FRANCH.
So he never got you any heady topper?Don't know him. Seen him at Tired Hand and Forest and Main.
At the bottle share I put some of my bottles on the table that I brought (to get to a nice drinking temperature) with many other unopened bottles and empties. I walk over and he has it in hand with a bottle opener. I called found it peculiar and called him out on it. He was apologetic but he knows better.
JEG would disagree, no?I haven't ****** anyone over.
I couldn't imagine anything going wrong with these two well respected members trading together.JEG would disagree, no?
I wish I remembered all the details, I am positive Hayden will straighten it all out for us, but it was pretty much JEG sending him a Rare and Hayden deciding it was a gift and no reciprocation was needed.I couldn't imagine anything going wrong with these two well respected members trading together.
In before he apologies for the 'confusion' and claims to have picked up all the beer in Vermont to 'make things right' with JEG.Of course I am positive Hayden eventually made it all right, surely.
Surely.
There was also the time he declared a day for everyone in his FB group to drink White Chocolate at the same time. For what purpose I am still unclear....but I digress....anyway, come to find out ole Hayden didn't even have a White Chocolate.
So, PM comes, Hey ole Westy, ole pal....you happen to have a spare White Chocolate?
Sure Hayden, you are a great guy, what's your address, I will send you one.
Ole ******* Westy sends the beetus.
The day comes to all drink White Chocolate.
Where's Hayden you ask?
Probably stuck in a ditch in a rented Tahoe in rural Vermont I suppose.
I bet that White Chocolate ended up as an extra in a box to Florida....they are suckers for the beetus.
Takes a ******* sabbatical from his own group. I **** you not.....a ******* sabbatical.
******* clownshoes.
Hayden, LYMI but don't dare say you don't bring this **** upon yourself.
YETI SIGHTING IN RURAL VERMONT
There was also the time he declared a day for everyone in his FB group to drink White Chocolate at the same time. For what purpose I am still unclear....but I digress....anyway, come to find out ole Hayden didn't even have a White Chocolate.
So, PM comes, Hey ole Westy, ole pal....you happen to have a spare White Chocolate?
Sure Hayden, you are a great guy, what's your address, I will send you one.
Ole ******* Westy sends the beetus.
The day comes to all drink White Chocolate.
Where's Hayden you ask?
Probably stuck in a ditch in a rented Tahoe in rural Vermont I suppose.
I bet that White Chocolate ended up as an extra in a box to Florida....they are suckers for the beetus.
Takes a ******* sabbatical from his own group. I **** you not.....a ******* sabbatical.
******* clownshoes.
Hayden, LYMI but don't dare say you don't bring this **** upon yourself.
YETI SIGHTING IN RURAL VERMONT
Paging Adam JacksonPretty soon Hayden McCall's status update on here is going to read Find me on RateBeer.
So he never got you any heady topper?
LOL Get the **** out of here. As I attempted to buy all the beer. I sat there one afternoon at HF and bought 3 growlers, went to the back of the line. Bought three more, went to the back again. I bought a lot, no doubt, but nothing ran out, no one had to wait excessively for me, nor did Shaun, who stood right ******* there, have an issue with it. And I asked him about it. He even allowed me to fill more than 3 growlers at a time when no one else was behind me. At the Alchemist when I bought 12 cases, I purchased them at the register, and the guy dollied them to my car for me after thanking me for my business. Crackdowns. Shut the **** up. lol And no one booed me at the Pro Pig. I swear to Christ, if anything you guys are awesome at creating some of the best folklore known to man. I haven't ****** anyone over. This stuff is so amazing to read. As if no one else in beer has EVER done a huge mule for the people he/she knows. Only when I do it is it such a colossal horror story. THe rest of you are just spreading good beer around to all those unfortunate souls without access. After another year of evolution by people believing every goddamned thing some of you spit out, I'll be the reason some brewery will have closed. You know...because I bought all the beer, no one else could get any, ever...so they stopped going to said brewery altogether and they were forced to shut down. You're just pissed off because I caused the flood that made the Alchemist move out of the Pro Pig to begin with. I hope this **** perpetuates until every one of you that thinks this true...makes you hate me with every fiber of your being. Because at this point, if there's any way, shape, or form that I can make you or anyone else like you miserable, I'm game. I hope that every time you think about me...every time you read a thread about me, it absolutely ruins your day. I hope I haunt you for a ******* eternity. You reap what you sow? Sage words of advice you'd best be prepared to heed on your own.
LOL Get the **** out of here. As I attempted to buy all the beer. I sat there one afternoon at HF and bought 3 growlers, went to the back of the line. Bought three more, went to the back again. I bought a lot, no doubt, but nothing ran out, no one had to wait excessively for me, nor did Shaun, who stood right ******* there, have an issue with it. And I asked him about it. He even allowed me to fill more than 3 growlers at a time when no one else was behind me. At the Alchemist when I bought 12 cases, I purchased them at the register, and the guy dollied them to my car for me after thanking me for my business. Crackdowns. Shut the **** up. lol And no one booed me at the Pro Pig. I swear to Christ, if anything you guys are awesome at creating some of the best folklore known to man. I haven't ****** anyone over. This stuff is so amazing to read. As if no one else in beer has EVER done a huge mule for the people he/she knows. Only when I do it is it such a colossal horror story. THe rest of you are just spreading good beer around to all those unfortunate souls without access. After another year of evolution by people believing every goddamned thing some of you spit out, I'll be the reason some brewery will have closed. You know...because I bought all the beer, no one else could get any, ever...so they stopped going to said brewery altogether and they were forced to shut down. You're just pissed off because I caused the flood that made the Alchemist move out of the Pro Pig to begin with. I hope this **** perpetuates until every one of you that thinks this true...makes you hate me with every fiber of your being. Because at this point, if there's any way, shape, or form that I can make you or anyone else like you miserable, I'm game. I hope that every time you think about me...every time you read a thread about me, it absolutely ruins your day. I hope I haunt you for a ******* eternity. You reap what you sow? Sage words of advice you'd best be prepared to heed on your own.
If you don't make the time or effort to get your ass over there and get some for yourselves, that tough **** brother.
So like, couldn't you have made the effort to get there a bit earlier and get your fill if you really wanted the beer?
What you're talking about is not muling. It's dudes capitalizing on the fact that a store didn't set a cap on how much **** you could buy. If a brewery or store doesn't impose limits themselves, that's on them, not the consumer. I have a hard time believing that if you got there early, you'd get your one 32oz fill and be on your way so others could have a taste. Now, hiring escorts off of Craigslist to wait in line and buy allocations for you is another story, and one I think most people would have a problem with.
A little while back, I went to the HF release where it was DBD, Flora, Satsuma, and Damon. Hungover from the night before, we ended up leaving CT a bit late, bathroom breaks and stupid **** happened, and we ended up getting there a little after 10. There was about 300 people in line when we got there. Dude was counting and told us he wasn't sure exactly how many people there were in front of us for the mostly 300 bottle count beers, but he didn't wanna say we should leave and miss out on buying beer. Or stay and miss out because there wasn't enough. We decided to stay. Waited 3 hours and got up to the front, and with about 25 people ahead of us, bottles were gone. Point is, there were a lot of mules in line that day. There were dudes asking people behind them if they were getting full allotments and if they could get the bottles they weren't planning on buying. Sure we drove 4 hours, waited another 3 and lost out. It's not the fault of mules we didn't get bottles. It was our fault. We could have gotten there earlier and secured our allotments.
TL;DR Mules is part of the game. If you really want a special release beer, get there early.