OK here's my update, I had a bunch of crap leftover from jobs so i was going to solder a 90 on the bottom and bring a piece off the top. Then I had 2 3/8" to 1/2" reducer couplings I was going to solder on and some 1/2" pipe on both ends. After that I was going to come out with shark bites and attach pex on one side for a drain and hose fitting on the other.
What ended up happening was my torch in this wind, couldn't get the copper hot enough for me to get the solder to take right. So earlier I was at Austin Homebrew and the guy showed me one of their's and told me a couple tips, thick tubing etc.
So now I am in for about $12 making a replica of the austin homebrew chiller, I was lucky to get the copper free and it's already coiled up to the right size. Right now I have it boiling in salt and vinager to clean it up and I'll post some pics in a bit.