Ok, for a beginner who has yet to brew anything.... all of this seems to be getting over my head.
Water profiles?
Yeast starters?
You don't need to use propane right? The stove works, especially for extracts, so I won't be using propane or anything like that.
What are brewing salts?
If I were you--and I have a grand total of 9 batches under my belt (3 extract, 6 all-grain)--I'd get an extract kit in a style you like and brew that. If your water tastes good, go with it. You might use a Campden tablet to remove chlorine if it seem heavily chlorinated.
Then just brew it. By eliminating concerns about water, all-grain, mashing, mash temps, sparging, and all that stuff at the outset, you can learn the process from the boil forward into the fermenter and eventually into bottles.
This enterprise of brewing one's own beer CAN be daunting, so I think it makes sense to break it down into more manageable pieces. I also think it makes sense to ask yourself where you want to be in, say, 4 or 6 months. It's a process, and while patience is necessary, you're better off IMO learning in stages. That way if something DOES go wrong, you can have a pretty good idea of where it happened.
Early on, I was a bit flummoxed by all the discussion of starters and so on. In my beers I've used Safale S-04 in six of them--it's a dry yeast that comes in a packet. I just sprinkled it on top of the wort after aerating it a bit by shaking the fermenter, and lo and behold, it made beer!
I've done a couple starters using a Wyeast smack pack, but I think you're far head if you can get something w/ dry yeast and forego worrying about starters and such. Then as you improve, make that something you're going to do in a batch, i.e., add it to your skill set.
Same with doing all-grain. Once you have the boil through bottling process down, then you can add that to your repertoire if you want.
When I started, people said to me that it was hard NOT to brew beer if you use good sanitation practices and managed the temperature of the fermentation. They were right--it's almost impossible not to brew beer if you do that--and decent beer. Then as you go, each time you improve the process you make it a little better, turning good beer into better beer and eventually into great beer.
Good luck and enjoy!