Broken Tortilla Chips

[cheezydemon3]

I make my own from time to time. That may bear on my point...

I prefer broken chips.

I sort through the ****** bag looking for a broken piece to dip in my salsa.

That said: WHY THE EFF DON'T I JUST PUNCH THE BAG???????????

I am enamored with this bag of chips that contains 98% whole triangle chips.

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME?????

(wait, don't answer that )

 

[Zuljin]

Screw broken chips. Wanna trade? My broken for your unbroken. I only buy chips in bag I can see into. I look through the little window and pick the bag with the most unbroken chips.

 

[Inkleg]

The great HBT chip swap. Who else wants in on this.

 

[grathan]

I'd rather dump the bag of broken chips into the salsa and eat it with a spoon rather than fiddle around with such a small morsel as a broken tiny chip.

 

[Melana]

I don't prefer dipping... spooning on salsa seems easier to me.

 

[krenshaw]

i need a good chip to salsa ratio.. i get the broken chip thing because too much salsa on the chip means you should just eat the salsa with a spoon

 

[cheezydemon3]

I am not talking broken bits, I mean half chips or better. I will take a pic at lunch, this bag is immaculate!

 

[DrunkleJon]

But, chips ARE edible salsa-spoons already.

 

[Melana]

Do you make your own salsa or do you buy premade?

 

[cheezydemon3]

I always make my own salsa, and sometimes my own chips.

 

[CreamyGoodness]

What I dont get is why salsa makers dont have jars with a larger diameter to facilitate the whole chip. The chip dont fit, you must acquit.

This is why I consider Tostitos "Scoops" to be a guilty pleasure.

 

[bob1852]

What I dont get is why salsa makers dont have jars with a larger diameter to facilitate the whole chip.

Yeah, salsa should be sold in a shallow tray, not in a deep, narrow jar.

Hold on, I'll go pitch that to the sharks at Shark Tank.

 

[Bensiff]

Cheezy, I think you win the award for boredom today if this topic came to your mind to post about.

My wife has laughed at me for years for how I eat tortilla chips, I put it in the palm of my hand, tap the center with my index finger of my other hand, and viola, three perfect sized chips.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Salsa, chili and cheese, chips...

 

[Bensiff]

haha, they have the same crappy $2 bag of chips down south too huh? We have a local place called Tacoma Boys that has some mighty fine chips but they are spendy, I just found Juanitas chips in the grocery store that are similar (not as good) but a few dollars less so that is my go-to now.

 

[krenshaw]

i like the broken regular sized ones better than the scoops.. either there is more salt on the regular ones, or it coats your lips/mouth better so you can taste it better.. the salt is the best part

 

[Zuljin]

i always make my own salsa, and sometimes my own chips.

eac!

 

[cheezydemon3]

Eat A Chip!

 

[TxBrew]

That said: WHY THE EFF DON'T I JUST PUNCH THE BAG???????????

That what I call... never mind.

 

[cheezydemon3]

That what I call... never mind.

Well put.

 

[TxBrew]

Did you punch the bag yet?

 

[splattsmier]

I vote scoops as well. FWIW I also make my own salsa in large batches and greatly enjoy the salty salsa-bowls-in-a-bag.

 

[cheezydemon3]

Did you punch the bag yet?

I DID IT. I did it.........and I then buried it's remains in the Fruit cellar..GOD HELP ME I buried her remains in the earthen floor of the fruit cellar......