Brewing naked

[b-boy]

I think we need bumper stickers.

I BREW NAKED!

 

[DrunkleJon]

Weirdly enough I have made a full breakfast naked with no bacon grease burns. Enjoy the mental images. Havent brewed naked, but maybe I will next time I do an indoor extract batch, that is on a day when the roomates\tenants arent home (they do laundry in my living area). I have no shame, its just for their benefit.

I think I may have to put on my kilt for my next brew day.

Life is short. Brew NAKED.

 

[Homercidal]

Co-ed Naked Brewing

 

[hunter_le five]

Co-ed Naked Brewing

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING :rockin:

 

[Homercidal]

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING :rockin:

Quick, someone design up a T-shirt!

 

[Yooper]

Co-ed Naked Brewing

WHY IS THIS NOT A THING :rockin:

Um, you should see some of the guys I"ve brewed with (including Homercidal).

Maybe it's just me, but there is maybe one or two of them only who I would love to see naked.

However, I would NOT like them to see me naked. It'd be like "OMG, that girls needs clothes. Bad".

 

[rlmiller10]

I like the idea. I could do a naked IPA series.

Yooper, if you have not figured it out for most men this could be an actual conversation.

Guy 1: want to see an 18 year old hottie naked?
Guy 2: yeah!
Guy 1: want to see this 70 year old grandma naked?
Guy 2: well uh yeah

Perhaps not the enthusiasm but the result is the same.


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[day_trippr]

"As The Thread Turns"

 

[Kee]

This thread is giving me ideas-not about brewing naked but using the laundry room to brew. I just have to convince my wife that the washer and dryer should be in the garage.

 

[Yooper]

I like the idea. I could do a naked IPA series.

Yooper, if you have not figured it out for most men this could be an actual conversation.

Guy 1: want to see an 18 year old hottie naked?
Guy 2: yeah!
Guy 1: want to see this 70 year old grandma naked?
Guy 2: well uh yeah

Perhaps not the enthusiasm but the result is the same.


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Ron White has a great bit that goes something like, "*******. Once you've seen one, you want to see the rest of them". He means, of course, ALL of them.

I'm more of the belief that some things, like mortal injuries of accident victims, toothless old men's smiles, and 50 year old ****ies, should never been seen by anyone except for licensed professionals. Otherwise, there can be permanent harm done to the psyche of the person who catches a glimpse.

I mean, I'm keeping the girls out of your view purely for your own self interests.

 

[Zuljin]

Ron White has a great bit that goes something like, "*******. Once you've seen one, you want to see the rest of them". He means, of course, ALL of them.

I'm more of the belief that some things, like mortal injuries of accident victims, toothless old men's smiles, and 50 year old ****ies, should never been seen by anyone except for licensed professionals. Otherwise, there can be permanent harm done to the psyche of the person who catches a glimpse.

I mean, I'm keeping the girls out of your view purely for your own self interests.

We should all be so lucky as to grow old. We may as well get used to them now in case we do.

 

[zeptrey]

Co-Ed nude wrestling is a way better idea btw. When it gets hot here the wife and I have tried to co-ed naked brewing before...never worked out well. It started out with best of intentions saving money, ****e it's hot and finally oooh ****ies. Now that we have a kid I don't foresee this ever being an issue, ever....again.


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[ChefRex]

Ron White has a great bit that goes something like, "*******. Once you've seen one, you want to see the rest of them". He means, of course, ALL of them.

I'm more of the belief that some things, like mortal injuries of accident victims, toothless old men's smiles, and 50 year old ****ies, should never been seen by anyone except for licensed professionals. Otherwise, there can be permanent harm done to the psyche of the person who catches a glimpse.

I mean, I'm keeping the girls out of your view purely for your own self interests.

I missed this thread from the start and sounded like it had so much promise and now you turned into a prude!

 

[cannman]

After reading the glass carboy mishap thread, all brewing will be done in more-than-necessary clothing

 

[Yooper]

I missed this thread from the start and sounded like it had so much promise and now you turned into a prude!

You know, I think you are the first person ever who has called me a prude. You made me laugh so hard I almost shot beer out of my nose at my (very nice) screen. Thank you for that!

 

[ChefRex]

You know, I think you are the first person ever who has called me a prude. You made me laugh so hard I almost shot beer out of my nose at my (very nice) screen. Thank you for that!

Well you just made my eyes tear!

 

[hunter_le five]

The Yoop's too modest. We all know she's a stone-cold fox.

WHERE ARE WE ON THOSE T-SHIRTS????

 

[Inkleg]

Otherwise, there can be permanent harm done to the psyche of the person who catches a glimpse.

With this crew, how the hell would you know. You've been reading the post, don't you think we're pretty damaged already?

How's this for off the wall. I'm a technician for Land Rover and have Ron Whites 06 full size on my lift at work. Many years ago he would drop it off himself, now he has his "people" do it.

 

[Ridire]

50 year old ****ies, should never been seen by anyone except for licensed professionals.

The closer I get to 50, the more I disagree with this.

 

[Yooper]

With this crew, how the hell would you know. You've been reading the post, don't you think we're pretty damaged already?

How's this for off the wall. I'm a technician for Land Rover and have Ron Whites 06 full size on my lift at work. Many years ago he would drop it off himself, now he has his "people" do it.

I LOVE Ron White.

Here's the thing though. Even I don't drive a flippin' 06 anything. If you are driving an 06, you can't afford "people".

Tell him to get a '12 or newer, and then it'll be more badass when his people drop it off. Having people drop off an 06 is weirdly pathetic.

 

[Inkleg]

It's one of the first 06 Super Charged Range Rovers with only 34,000 miles on it. I'm sure he has a few 12s, 14s, 69s and other vehicles to drive too. Funny thing is there are a pair of cigar scissors on the center console and it does not smell of cheap cigars.

 

[Zuljin]

06? My truck's an 01. Buncha fancy pants in here.

 

[rlmiller10]

Ron White has a great bit that goes something like, "*******. Once you've seen one, you want to see the rest of them". He means, of course, ALL of them.

I'm more of the belief that some things, like mortal injuries of accident victims, toothless old men's smiles, and 50 year old ****ies, should never been seen by anyone except for licensed professionals. Otherwise, there can be permanent harm done to the psyche of the person who catches a glimpse.

I mean, I'm keeping the girls out of your view purely for your own self interests.

Ron White is my hero. One of the funniest comics ever.

And thank you for your concern. But I am more of this tune

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcpuiwx1YkY[/ame]

 

[rlmiller10]

06? My truck's an 01. Buncha fancy pants in here.

yup. I drive a 41, a 43, a 50, a 68 and a 05. too high a crowd here for a lowlife like me.

 

[Cyclman]

Naked, never. I always brew with my rubber boots on. Burned my foot once, never again.

Actually, it's kind of a funny story. I brew in my driveway, like most homebrewers, and it is WORK, so I sweat quite a bit. I thought I had taken everything down to my basement. Stripped down to my sweaty boxers, ready for a shower. Realized, I left my wort chiller out in the grass. Figured, what the heck, it's a quiet neighborhood, I'll just run out and get it quickly. Right as my neighbor goes by with a baby stroller. I just waved, smiled, and pretended everything was normal. I have no idea what she thought, probably, wow, that's an unattractive person.

Anyhow, this is why I shouldn't post after 3 strong homebrews, but if anyone wants to order I Brew Naked shirts, I will order one as long as it's under $30. In.

 

[Yooper]

06? My truck's an 01. Buncha fancy pants in here.

Well, if you have your people take your '01 in for service, I"ll make fun of you as well.

 

[Yooper]

Naked, never. I always brew with my rubber boots on. Burned my foot once, never again.

Actually, it's kind of a funny story. I brew in my driveway, like most homebrewers, and it is WORK, so I sweat quite a bit. I thought I had taken everything down to my basement. Stripped down to my sweaty boxers, ready for a shower. Realized, I left my wort chiller out in the grass. Figured, what the heck, it's a quiet neighborhood, I'll just run out and get it quickly. Right as my neighbor goes by with a baby stroller. I just waved, smiled, and pretended everything was normal. I have no idea what she thought, probably, wow, that's an unattractive person.

Anyhow, this is why I shouldn't post after 3 strong homebrews, but if anyone wants to order I Brew Naked shirts, I will order one as long as it's under $30. In.

We do that kind of thing all the time- but we don't live in much of a city. I mean, we are in the city limits but we don't have people around to bump into while Bob is taking a leak in the yard, or I"m going out to pick up something out of my car and didn't feel like getting dressed. We don't even lock our house or car when we're gone.

I'm not naked all of the time, of course. Just when it's really warm or if there is an obvious reason like I mentioned above.

 

[AnOldUR]

Every night around 10:00pm I walk the dog on about a half mile loop around the field behind our house. Never see anyone out there. Two nights ago I was watching TV, boxers, no shirt and figured, what the heck, I'm going out like this. It was one of those super moon nights. Came around a corner there was my neighbor. Did a quick about face and speed walked home, but pretty sure I got busted. Just hoping there were no pieces hanging out. :cross:

 

[rekoob]

I'm glad I read this thread... too fun.
I brew outside and my normal uniform for summer months is shorts and flip-flops.
Not sure I can pull off any less but would give it a shot.

 

[hunter_le five]

[derail]

06? My truck's an 01. Buncha fancy pants in here.

Ahah! I drive an '04! I'm its third owner. The previous owner was an HVAC company that (I suspect) used it for demolition derbies on the weekends. OUT OF MY WAY, YOU '01-DRIVING PEASANT!!![/derail]

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