Breast pump to replace march pump?

[Shaggyt]

Screw that, just tell your wife the march pump is for her.

Might have some priming issues...probably should go with the Little Giant pump:rockin:

 

[Dr_Deathweed]

Well, a human breast pump may not work... but a bovine one may do the trick

 

[Dwain]

There is such a condition as sympathetic lactation from men.

Egad! Not in Tx. Where men are men, and cows are nervous!

 

[BrewBeemer]

I just laughed out loud at work!

Not much but it would feel good, this is what the wife just said, LOL!
See what I have to put up with?

 

[Bullbythehorns]

Epic thread. Makes me re-think about posing the question about using my Liquid Nitrogen cyrogenic semen tank (for top-line bull genetics) to quick cool beer.

 

[SankePankey]

I don't know about using the breast pump for wort, but if you are trying to use one pump for both, I'd try to convince the wife to use a march pump for breast milk. Just ratchet down the output and she'll be fine.

 

[homebeerbrewer]

Egad! Not in Tx. Where men are men, and cows are nervous!

I thought it was the sheep...

 

[instapman]

Oh well, back to the drawing board...

 

[Nightbiker]

Just a thought...
Whats the average GPM for a breast pump?

AND from SankeyPanky

I don't know about using the breast pump for wort, but if you are trying to use one pump for both, I'd try to convince the wife to use a march pump for breast milk. Just ratchet down the output and she'll be fine.

That is just TOO funny! Glad I didn't have a beer with me (I'm at work) or I'd have lost some brew for sure!

Though I really love the suggestion of talking the wife into using a pair of March Pumps....

 

[mariojr]

...all that other stuff and have you priced a breast pump? You could buy two March pumps for the cost of a nice breast pump.

 

[IrregularPulse]

I'm going to assume he already had the breast pump when he asked this question 7 months ago

 

[r8rphan]

This is one seriously funny thread...

 

[BrewBeemer]

I'm going to assume he already had the breast pump when he asked this question 7 months ago

If for some reason he was asking some 7 months ago just look at the money he saved on a breast augmentation (**** enhancement) job, this pleasing for moms and especially for dads. Money saved should more than pay for a couple large March pumps.

 

[jwheelz]

First time ever for literally LOL'ing at work while reading HBT. Love it!


EDIT: Still trying to figure out if OP was serious....He couldn't be...could he?

 

[BrewBeemer]

Magnetic drive pumps suck, use your oral pump it's more fun except when the
whippersnapper is giving you that evil eye look from the adjoining ****. That "i'm not sharing" damn guilty look.
A cleavage can sever a marriage if it's not your wifes.

 

[gunner65]

Thanks for the new signature.

 

[Acoma]

Awesome thread. I was actually hoping it would work. My wife has an expensive breast pump that wont be necessary for long and it would be hilarious to tell everyone what I did with it.

 

[BrewBeemer]

Awesome thread. I was actually hoping it would work. My wife has an expensive breast pump that wont be necessary for long and it would be hilarious to tell everyone what I did with it.

Use the vacuum pump on your corny's to transfer from the fermenter.

 

[kellynm]

first time ever for literally lol'ing at work while reading hbt. Love it!


Edit: Still trying to figure out if op was serious....he couldn't be...could he?

+1

 

[BrewBeemer]

First time ever for literally LOL'ing at work while reading HBT. Love it!


EDIT: Still trying to figure out if OP was serious....He couldn't be...could he?

I bet those ****ies he was serious.

 

[instapman]

I usually try not to laugh at my own jokes....however....I was Googleing "best brew pump" but accidentally typed "breast brew pump" (not sure why) and this thread was the first result. I laughed so hard I woke my wife up. She didn't think it was as funny. As you guessed, I STILL do not have a brew pump, or a breast pump for that matter. I will however be ordering one this month, brew pump that is.

I'm glad this thread had a little life left. I thought it was too good of a topic to die so quick.

And the crack about using a March pump for a breast pump....hilarious...she said no.

 

[BrewBeemer]

And the crack about using a March pump for a breast pump....hilarious...she said no.

This mean Cheez Whiz is out of the question in the bedroom?
Where's here sense of adventure?

 

[mikeysab]

In fairness to the op, I did see some **** using a breast pump to decant starter wort from a flask.not saying it's a replacement for a march pump, but the breast pump some of us may have lying around could possibly see some action in our processes.

I know its an old thread, but one like this should never die. I may have even found a new signature

 

[bigbeergeek]

In fairness to the op, I did see some **** using a breast pump to decant starter wort from a flask.not saying it's a replacement for a march pump, but the breast pump some of us may have lying around could possibly see some action in our processes.

I know its an old thread, but one like this should never die. I may have even found a new signature

Sanitize a tube and siphon it out, start the siphon with your mouth if you want to.

What a hilarious thread. Well done OP. I'm shocked that you considered this.

 

[motleybrews]

In fairness to the op, I did see some **** using a breast pump to decant starter wort from a flask.not saying it's a replacement for a march pump, but the breast pump some of us may have lying around could possibly see some action in our processes.

I know its an old thread, but one like this should never die. I may have even found a new signature

Was that by chance TakeSomeAdvice on YouTube? If so, you'll notice he was the laughing stock of the YouTube drinking/brewing community. I wouldn't take anything he said/did seriously

 

[mikeysab]

Yeah, that tool. I personally wouldn't take any advice from him, but he did use a breast pump with success, thats all.

 

[stamandster]

Resurrected threads are awesome. I would have never known about it if not for you Mikeysab. Thank you...

So hilarious! And I agree he's a tool... and not the cool type like a chain saw, but a broken monkey wrench. "Oh yooper please send me a thermometer".... seriously?

 

[mikeysab]

Haha, did he beg her for a thermometer? He didn't last too long here, although i'm sure he either changed his name or lurks. What an annoying *******. His video with the breast pump is ridiculous.

 

[motleybrews]

Haha, yea, he did successfully use it. He also used sanitized latex gloves, and a face mask....

He hasn't had any activity on YouTube in over a year. I go back every now and then when I'm super bored and watch a video or 2 of his.

I heard he was laughed off HBT.

 

[GoodRatsBrew]

Stand BACK!!! I think she's gone from suck to BLOW!!!!

Oh Spaceballs... you make me laugh...