Birthday shout across the pond!

[Ize]

Cheers Caplan! Have a great Birthday!

Ize

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Happy birthday! Go have some real ale you bastard...

 

[Cheesefood]

Happy birthday, Cap Man. Push down a pint for your Yank friends.

 

[Caplan]

Cheers Guys! I've just got my plum wine into secondary and another cider into primary since I got home from work and have just finished cleaning up. I'll get round to downing a few ciders now to celebrate!

 

[Walker]

You know I can't stand you, Caplan, but happy birthday anyway.

-walker

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

You know I can't stand you, Caplan, but happy birthday anyway.

-walker

In defence of Caplan, you used too many commas, in, that, burn,. Besides, Cap set a brother up with good beer in London once...

 

[Walker]

In defence of Caplan, you used too many commas, in, that, burn,. Besides, Cap set a brother up with good beer in London once...

I think you will find that my punctuation was perfect. Can any English teachers back me up?

This Checyo guy.... pffft.

 

[Caplan]

pffft.

All looked looked good until you had a little 'finger spasm' on the end of your post there Walker.....

 

[Walker]

In defence of Caplan, you used too many commas, in, that, burn,. Besides, Cap set a brother up with good beer in London once...

Check out rule #4, Bi-atch!

http://www.grammarbook.com/punctuation/commas.asp

 

[Walker]

All looked looked good until you had a little 'finger spasm' on the end of your post there Walker.....

You forgot a comma. And you call this YOUR language! Hah!

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Damn you, Rule #4! [Begin spiral and zoom out] Noooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Wait!

This Checyo guy.... pffft.

There should only be 3 periods for an ellipsis...

 

[Caplan]

You forgot a comma. And you call this YOUR language! Hah!

Isn't the 'Full Stop' followed by 'And' a grammatical error in English? And how about a question mark instead of the exclamation mark after language?

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

Yeah, Walker's like, totally using sentence fragments.

 

[Caplan]

Besides, Cap set a brother up with good beer in London once...

I never asked whether you managed to get a decent Pint (in/out of Gatwick/Heathrow - Can't remember which way and which airport!). What did you do? Also did you ever dare drink palm wine in Africa?

 

[Walker]

Isn't the 'Full Stop' followed by 'And' a grammatical error in English?

Not anymore. Starting a sentence with a conjunction is considered acceptable now.

And how about a question mark instead of the exclamati mark after language?

It wasn't a question. It was a statement of disgust.

 

[Chairman Cheyco]

I never asked whether you managed to get a decent Pint (in/out of Gatwick/Heathrow - Can't remember which way and which airport!). What did you do? Also did you ever dare drink palm wine in Africa?

I was heading back to Canada from Africa and I had a night in London. I ended up going to a pub called The White Horse and drank my fill of real ale. It was a total blast, we watched one of the world cup matches (but missed the England game.) My fave real ale was -prepare to flame me- Fuller's London Pride. FLP had everything I was after, hoppy, not too bitter and all around yummy after 5 weeks in sub-Saharan Africa. Thanks for that pub-finder link!

 

[the_bird]

Not anymore. Starting a sentence with a conjunction is considered acceptable now.

"And" is a conjunction. What are you joining?

Didn't you watch "Schoolhouse Rock" when you were a kid?

[ame]http://youtube.com/watch?v=VO0MvMek0tA[/ame]