best reason to have a homebrew thread

[quadbikerjosh]

best reason/excuse to have a homebrew......or five

EX.1. i like beer
2. i really like beer
3. its just f*&%in there
4. the woman is pregnant
5. just got a raise at work
6. just got fired at work
8. you found out your dad is now gay
9. your at band practice
10. your sitting on a lawnmower
11. your standing in a pool in your backyard
12. you banged your x's sister (go team)
13. yep

 

[LVBen]

14. You are sick of seeing "your" when it should be "you're".

 

[Golddiggie]

1. Don't need any specific reason or excuse to have a home brew... If it's chilled, and you want one, have it.

 

[Alphabrew]

15. because you've already relaxed and stopped worrying... only one more thing to do

 

[JonM]

16. Because I just want to see how this bottled batch is carbonating.
17. Hmm ... that last bottle didn't give me a full appreciation of how this batch is carbonating. Better try another.

 

[jhenderson27]

18. Ben franklin said, "beer is proof that god loves us and wants us to be happy."
19. Beer is american and i love this country so i say drink up friends!(ik beer was not invented here, but it still is american)

 

[TipsyDragon]

20. its better than store bought.

 

[mlarnold]

21. it tastes better than water
22. if you don't someone else will
23. the bottles look too full, need to relieve some of the load

 

[shelly_belly]

24. my shift ends in 1 hour (working from home today)

 

[curlyfat]

25. Feeling ill
26. Feeling great
27. Being awake

 

[scubapoet]

28. Because I can still reach the pint glass

 

[viking73]

29. It's not all gone yet.
30. It's not noon somewhere.

 

[jhenderson27]

31. Why not...end of story

 

[jhenderson27]

Haha i win, im charlie sheen [email protected]! (Not directed towards anyone so dont take offense)

 

[GodsStepBrother]

32. Because misery loves company?

 

[gak27]

33. Because it's taunting you and you just want the voices to be quiet.

 

[quadbikerjosh]

34. because its finally frikkin ready
35. because your last batch didnt last as long as you hoped it would.

 

[rferguson61]

36. Because your mother in law got on your last nerve and she hates alcohol but can't say a word about you having one!

That'll show her!

 

[MrStrangeBrew]

37. Because i brewed it

 

[FromZwolle]

checking for hop allergy.

 

[weirdboy]

34. because its finally frikkin ready

38. Because it's almost ready.
39. Because it's done fermenting.
40. Because you just took a hydrometer sample.

 

[KayaBrew]

41) Because it was sunny and 60˚ at the mid-mountain deck at Whiteface today!

 

[FromZwolle]

41) Because it was sunny and 60˚ at the mid-mountain deck at Whiteface today!

because it's always sunny in philadelphia.

 

[passedpawn]

42) Because life only gives you so many days... better live every one of them like it's the last.

And, everyone knows that 42 is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything. HGTTG.

If you don't believe this, go to Google Calculator and type in "the answer to life, the universe, and everything".

 

[FromZwolle]

42) Because life only gives you so many days... better live every one of them like it's the last.

And, everyone knows that 42 is the ultimate answer to life, the universe, and everything. HGTTG.

If you don't believe this, go to Google Calculator and type in "the answer to life, the universe, and everything".

everyone knows that the question is much more important than the answer.

 

[Hops]

Because you are standing in an 86 degree pool you have Fridays off and NO ONE DESERVES IT MORE THAN YOU!!!!!

 

[quadbikerjosh]

43. because its my birthday! and because i didnt drink enough last year

 

[blizzard]

44. because I just finished an 8 hour engineering exam.

 

[yummybeer]

best reason/excuse to have a homebrew...

45. because it's a homebrewing law that if i'm brewing/bottling a batch of homebrew, then i drink a homebrew, or 2, or 3.

 

[quadbikerjosh]

best reason/excuse to have a homebrew...

45. because it's a homebrewing law that if i'm brewing/bottling a batch of homebrew, then i drink a homebrew, or 2, or 3.

dam good law

 

[snccoulter]

36. Because your mother in law got on your last nerve and she hates alcohol but can't say a word about you having one!

That'll show her!

Love it

 

[gratus fermentatio]

Because I can.

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Hehe this happened yesterday just before I listened to my live s*ccer game.

Wife: Why are you getting beer out? It's only 9:30 in the morning?
Me: In case it's a tight game and I really really need one.
Wife (at 9:55): Hey! It's still 5 minutes before kick off! Why did you pour one already!?
Me: It's a very important game and it's a nerve racking 0-0 so far! If they score we are screwed!

In other words, who needs a reason?

 

[mrk305]

46. Because it is brewday, and I can't brew beer until something is empty.

 

[RumRiverBrewer]

46. Cuz the snow's finally melted from the back yard!

 

[onthekeg]

47. Because the sun is going to set and I can't miss it
48. Because its a nice day

 

[BBKing]

49. It is raining

40. The sun is shining.

41. Just got back from court ordered AA meeting.

42. Just got back from court ordered NA meeting.

43. Just got back from court.

 

[Hang Glider]

49. It is raining

40. The sun is shining.

41. Just got back from court ordered AA meeting.

42. Just got back from court ordered NA meeting.

43. Just got back from court.

You're not doing my taxes!

next up 54

 

[RedGuitar]

Because SWMBO is STILL TALKING...

 

[jheld00]

44. Just got home from class in which my professor called me out for writing a brew recipe instead of paying attention to his boring lecture about cash flows