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[Northern_Brewer]

The US is weird
https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-61763333

 

[sweetcell]

The US is weird

can confirm.

 

[davidabcd]

Suing is a pastime. The money will never be paid out.

 

[balrog]

Money will be made by lawyers fighting whether money will be paid out. It is insane.

 

[jschein]

https://www.nj.com/news/2022/06/two-people-rescued-from-mm-mars-factory-chocolate-tank.html

 

[davidabcd]

All countries have instances of weirdness. Isolated situations like that one are frowned upon by the vast majority of Americans.

 

[sweetcell]

All countries have instances of weirdness. Isolated situations like that one are frowned upon by the vast majority of Americans.

can also confirm.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://attitude.co.uk/article/keny...sex-were-copying-demonic-male-tourists/16272/

 

[soccerdad]

Is there really a looming food shortage? Animal protein desperately needed in some places? Are the Cajuns still boilin' 'em?
https://www.yahoo.com/entertainment/cloned-crayfish-accidentally-created-aquarium-170008950.html

 

[balrog]

protein desperately needed in some places?

There will always be Soylent Green

 

[McMullan]

There will always be Soylent Green

That's certainly the most cost-effective solution. It probably gets a little more expensive for vegans, if they demand theirs gets processed into little vegetable shapes, though.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Even drug dealers prefer memes over cash :

https://www.lincolnshirelive.co.uk/...man-arrested-eating-daughters-hamster-7254141

 

[soccerdad]

Yum.

 

[Sailingeric]

Hamsters are high in cholesterol, everyone knows that..that is why I stick to gerbils.

 

[soccerdad]

When I was in New Guinea in the late 80's, the local Peace Corps worker was promoting guinea pigs as a source of protein for rural folks who mostly ate sweet potatoes and taro with a few greens. It was fun to attend her demonstrations where she singed the hair off, gutted the animal and cooked it over a wood fire. Tasted like chicken

 

[Sailingeric]

When I was in New Guinea in the late 80's, the local Peace Corps worker was promoting guinea pigs as a source of protein for rural folks who mostly ate sweet potatoes and taro with a few greens. It was fun to attend her demonstrations where she singed the hair off, gutted the animal and cooked it over a wood fire. Tasted like chicken

 

[GrogNerd]

Topless breastfeeding mum in boxer shorts tackles bald eagle to save pet goose

 

[Kent88]

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Must have been these guys, nobody who paid for gas will dump it down a drain even if they are college students.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

British problems....
[hmmm - the actual headline is different to the one in the summary]

https://www.stokesentinel.co.uk/news/stoke-on-trent-news/i-cant-help-having-big-3362946

 

[Kent88]

 

[ehall]

https://www.thegatewaypundit.com/20...ors-pet-rooster-death-act-self-defense-video/
I gotta admit, if my neighbor was beating my cock, I prob wouldn't stop them!

 

[day_trippr]

Ironically, if the rooster had been a human the perp would have never seen the inside of that jail...

 

[balrog]

Why have I not seen this?! Maybe it's my dementia.

Or that it was on F0xNooz

 

[doug293cz]

Why have I not seen this?! Maybe it's my dementia.

Or that it was on F0xNooz
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CBD gummies are being claimed as the cure for just about everything lately.

Brew on

 

[sweetcell]

CBD gummies are being claimed as the cure for just about everything lately.

Brew on

so, who is going to be the first to brew a CBD gummi-beer? you KNOW it's going to happen...

 

[balrog]

so, who is going to be the first to brew a CBD gummi-beer? you KNOW it's going to happen...

Bourbon barrel aged.
With vanilla beans.
And Cacao nibs
And cupcakes with Oreos
And dry hopped with New Zealand hops at 14oz per 5 gallons.

Oh, and jalepenos.
But just in the dry hop.

 

[Homebrew Harry]

Ironically, if the rooster had been a human the perp would have never seen the inside of that jail...

I wouldn't bet on that.

 

[day_trippr]

Really?
Ever hear of Florida's "Stand Your Ground" law?

 

[GrogNerd]

some sour cream and onion chips with some dip, man, some beef jerky, some peanut butter. Get some Häagen-Dazs ice cream bars, a whole lot, make sure chocolate, gotta have chocolate, man. Some popcorn, red popcorn, graham crackers, graham crackers with marshmallows, the little marshmallows and little chocolate bars and we can make s'mores, man. Also, celery, grape jelly, Cap'n Crunch with the little Crunch berries, pizzas. We need two big pizzas, man, everything on 'em, with water, whole lotta water, and Funyons.

Bourbon barrel aged.
With vanilla beans.
And Cacao nibs
And cupcakes with Oreos
And dry hopped with New Zealand hops at 14oz per 5 gallons.

Oh, and jalepenos.
But just in the dry hop.