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[balrog]

Looking forward to a whole new slew of "Florida Man" stories

That's a different thread...

 

[doug293cz]

Looking forward to a whole new slew of "Florida Man" stories

That's a different thread...

Political topics are not allowed outside the “Debate” forum. Anything that looks political here will be immediately deleted.

doug293cz
HBT Moderator

 

[day_trippr]

Florida Man Today. Is nothing sacred?!?

https://www.usatoday.com/story/trav...ed-groping-princess-magic-kingdom/4175631002/

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.yahoo.com/man-serving-life-sentence-says-194608585.html

Actually, not a bad argument...

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Bio Engineering beer...

https://www.seeker.com/biotech/brewing-craft-beer-with-crispr-not-hops

 

[Pkrd]

Bio Engineering beer...
https://www.seeker.com/biotech/brewing-craft-beer-with-crispr-not-hops

It is a truely terrifying time for anyone in traditional agriculture.

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Well humans have been Bio Engineering for 10,000 years just not a the molecular level. Never a dull moment anymore, that's for sure!

It is a truely terrifying time for anyone in traditional agriculture.

 

[catdaddy66]

https://news.google.com/articles/CA...whK-LAjD4ySww69W0BQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

OMG...***raaaaaalllppphhh***

 

[soccerdad]

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEAzJa7IP7V8bt7yIs8oK_SkqGAgEKg8IACoHCAowhK-LAjD4ySww69W0BQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

OMG...***raaaaaalllppphhh***

He took a whiskey $hit
He took a vodka $hit
He took a lager $hit
He took a cider $hit

She got knocked down
But she got up again

 

[Pkrd]

https://news.google.com/articles/CAIiEAzJa7IP7V8bt7yIs8oK_SkqGAgEKg8IACoHCAowhK-LAjD4ySww69W0BQ?hl=en-US&gl=US&ceid=US:en

OMG...***raaaaaalllppphhh***

I think they need to refine their ad targeting algorithm a little.

 

[HoppyDaze]

“looked like the man was saving it up for a month,”

 

[501irishred]

Armed and dangerous

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...r-suspect-st-petersburg-court-intl/index.html

 

[sweetcell]

Armed and dangerous

https://www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cn...r-suspect-st-petersburg-court-intl/index.html

Steve Buscemi is looking pretty good these days!

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

Of all the BS in the news these days, here's my favorite.

https://www.sciencealert.com/the-ne...kout-the-perfect-place-for-preserving-fossils

 

[day_trippr]

BS? How so?

 

[ThirstyPawsHB]

You know, people throwing sh!t on each other, figuratively and literally. Guess I should have said HS not BS..[emoji6]

 

[sweetcell]

You know, people throwing sh!t on each other, figuratively and literally. Guess I should have said HS not BS..[emoji6]

i'm thoroughly confused... how is searching for sign of ancient life on Mars HS/BS? are we saying it's all fake?

help!

 

[501irishred]

i'm thoroughly confused... how is searching for sign of ancient life on Mars HS/BS? are saying it's all fake?

help!

According to your avatar, maybe you could save NASA a lot of money?

 

[catdaddy66]

This isn't political, just cracking on flatulence...

https://www.thedailybeast.com/dem-c...ble-news-fart-i-neither-smelt-it-nor-dealt-it

 

[day_trippr]

This could only be "best" if you're a feral hog.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/25/us/feral-hog-death-trnd/index.html

Pretty near the top of my list of "ways I definitely do not want to die"...

Cheers!

 

[bleme]

This could only be "best" if you're a feral hog.

https://www.cnn.com/2019/11/25/us/feral-hog-death-trnd/index.html

Pretty near the top of my list of "ways I definitely do not want to die"...

Cheers!

Sounds like local authorities might need to relax the 'no hunting within 600 feet of a residence' rule...

 

[HoppyDaze]

I just saw this article...horrid way to go.

 

[Pkrd]

My dream way to go does involve eating and a whole lot of bacon though.

 

[soccerdad]

Do NOT piss her off. Your keezer will convert back to a freezer in seconds.
https://www.yahoo.com/gma/mans-body...-could-11-110940669--abc-news-topstories.html

 

[Northern_Brewer]

And this is the ideal beer for it :
http://zythophile.co.uk/2019/11/20/the-legendary-mercers-meat-stout-returns-after-75-years/

 

[Robert65]

These guys *reeeeallly* wanted to avoid the family on Thanksgiving.

Surfers brave frigid water to catch some waves in Cleveland - https://www.news5cleveland.com/news...d-to-catch-some-waves-on-thanksgiving-morning

 

[day_trippr]

Just knowing there are people that actually ponder the question "Is sunbathing your taint good for you?" makes me want to crawl under the covers forever because it's freakin' clear society is heading down the tubes

https://slate.com/culture/2019/12/j...-burns-danger-will-robinson.html?via=taps_top

 

[LAHammer]

Just knowing there are people that actually ponder the question "Is sunbathing your taint good for you?" makes me want to crawl under the covers forever because it's freakin' clear society is heading down the tubes

https://slate.com/culture/2019/12/j...-burns-danger-will-robinson.html?via=taps_top

“reduced leakage of life force energy”
Now that’s funny right there, I don’t care who you are.

 

[BruceH]

Japanese man, 71, arrested for calling phone company 24,000 times to complain, police say

 

[doug293cz]

Japanese man, 71, arrested for calling phone company 24,000 times to complain, police say

Where's the link.

Brew on