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[Brooothru]

a SALTY sea story!

"this is a no-shitter!"

Question: What’s the difference between a fairy tale and a Sea Story?

Answer: A fairy tale begins, “Now once upon a time…”. A Sea Story begins, “Now this is No ****!”

I might add, that’s generally the only difference.

 

[GrogNerd]

example...

"now, this is a NO SHI**ER!

there I was, on the fo'c'sle, knee-deep in empty .50cal shell casings..."

 

[Kent88]

Newly discovered hummingbird looks like it's wearing a golden collar | CNN

 

[day_trippr]

I read that article yesterday and thought it would have been better without the hummer corpses

Cheers!

 

[Kent88]

Do not 'push a slower friend down' if you encounter a bear, National Park Service warns

 

[balrog]

That’s up there with their what does it sound like when you put an ermine up to your ear? It sounds like a human being attacked by an ermine.

 

[Kent88]

That’s up there with their what does it sound like when you put an ermine up to your ear? It sounds like a human being attacked by an ermine.

 

[Kent88]

Did you know that ermine are free. You can just go take one if you want.

 

[day_trippr]

How this person came to end up where and how he was found yet "No foul play suspected" is a mystery on many levels...

https://news.yahoo.com/no-foul-play-suspected-death-225026056.html

 

[Pkrd]

How this person came to end up where and how he was found yet "No foul play suspected" is a mystery on many levels...

https://news.yahoo.com/no-foul-play-suspected-death-225026056.html

It was nice of whoever wasn’t involved in the foul play that never happened delivered him conveniently to next to the funeral home.

 

[Kent88]

Australian beer recalled for containing 'excess alcohol'

 

[day_trippr]

hahaha! I wonder what yeast strain they used for that brew?

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.quantamagazine.org/room...tor-discovery-meets-with-resistance-20230308/

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.quantamagazine.org/room...tor-discovery-meets-with-resistance-20230308/

 

[Kent88]

Fruity Pebbles and Lucky Charms Threaten to Block “Healthy” Food Labeling Guidelines in Court

Cereal is a terrible waste of grain that could be fermented

 

[Pkrd]

Australian beer recalled for containing 'excess alcohol'

NZ beer is worse.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/300827993/police-warn-beer-cans-may-be-contaminated-with-meth

 

[Northern_Brewer]

We've all been there....

https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/drunk-woman-steals-ferry-yells-18560163

 

[bracconiere]

"95 percent of ready-to-eat cereals on the market."

 

[bracconiere]

NZ beer is worse.
https://www.stuff.co.nz/national/crime/300827993/police-warn-beer-cans-may-be-contaminated-with-meth

 

[AzOr]

How this person came to end up where and how he was found yet "No foul play suspected" is a mystery on many levels...

https://news.yahoo.com/no-foul-play-suspected-death-225026056.html

I think those Baton Rouge detectives should go back to detective school.

 

[kartracer2]

I think those Baton Rouge detectives should go back to detective school.

"Just one more thing,,,"
Where's Columbo when you need him?
Cheers,
Joel B.

 

[pvtpublic]

I think those Baton Rouge detectives should go back to detective school.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Again - we've all been there :
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/womans-eyelashes-ripped-out-after-17563121

 

[bracconiere]

Again - we've all been there :
https://www.chroniclelive.co.uk/news/north-east-news/womans-eyelashes-ripped-out-after-17563121

what kind of glue? or was it one of the pinchy things? i guess, she SHOULDN'T have used a rubber......

 

[day_trippr]

I'm not sure I want to understand how that happened

 

[bracconiere]

I'm not sure I want to understand how that happened

she was dancing with a double ended dildo, so now you know....

 

[day_trippr]

Must one hella nasty double ender to flay an eyebrow off, eh?

 

[bracconiere]

Must one hella nasty double ender to flay an eyebrow off, eh?

if she was dancing with a dildo at all?

(boondock saints)

 

[Kent88]

 

[jschein]

https://www.thesun.ie/sport/10397557/guinness-loving-horse-cheltenham-gold-cup-st-patricks-day/

 

[Sailingeric]

Anyone proof reading anymore??

 

[bracconiere]

https://www.barstoolsports.com/blog...hark-wedding-dont-even-bother-getting-married

 

[day_trippr]

Anyone proof reading anymore??

Demonstrably rhetorical

This is what happens when interns write stories on weekends while the editor is home drinking

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Anyone proof reading anymore?? View attachment 815537

It would be a surreal encounter if shark bailiffs attached humans as assets as a result of a court order.

 

[balrog]

I was thinking there's a remora joke to be made

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.thesun.ie/sport/10397557/guinness-loving-horse-cheltenham-gold-cup-st-patricks-day/

Sadly the fairytale didn't quite come true, after others fell he was leading at the last fence, but then fell quite badly (but OK).

 

[Kent88]

Not really "best", but something I figured I'd share:
Americans are stress-buying live chickens because of egg price inflation and leaving hatcheries short on supply for restaurants

 

[day_trippr]

The cautionary offerings are well taken ime, as someone with a next-door-neighbor-with-fowl (chickens and ducks) who has learned out here in the boonies there are foxes, coyotes, birds of prey and raccoons, all that will take their toll. Especially in winter - the broadwing hawks are particularly merciless. Nothing like getting coffee in the morning and peering out aways through the kitchen window to see a hawk ripping a chicken into breakfast

That reality affects me - as I regularly dispose a crazy amount of spent grain on just a dozen birdies who apparently turn it into eggs and crap with aplomb even as their numbers are inexorably whittled down monthly. The neighbors do replace their losses periodically, thankfully, and while there are other animals around, particularly the local deer herd - if I leave a pile of spent malt at our composter will devour all of it within a couple of days, tops - we don't eat deer and the neighbors chickens do make some tasty eggs of all kinds of colors...

Cheers!

 

[balrog]

Not "best" but worst, sad in the max to the extreme. Loved this site.

https://techcrunch.com/2023/03/21/amazon-kills-dpreview-the-best-camera-review-site-on-the-web/

 

[bruce_the_loon]

Really Jack Daniels, you actually think a dog squeak toy will cause your brand damage?

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-65043219