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[Northern_Brewer]

I can believe that Chicken McNuggets are made from robot chickens...

 

[Kent88]

The "Birds Aren't Real" Conspiracy Theory.

I have never heard of this. Started in 1976. From the movement's website: " the government has since replaced every living bird with robotic replicas "

WTactualF?

It's become a running gag amongst a group of friends of mine on a Discord.

The Bird Menace

 

[soccerdad]

I'm so relieved. All that bird $hit on the hood. It can eat the paint. But not the robotic stuff.

 

[day_trippr]

"When Otters Attack!"

https://nypost.com/2021/12/10/man-attacked-by-gang-of-otters-i-thought-i-was-going-to-die/

 

[Broothru]

You shouldn't Otter do that.

 

[sweetcell]

he came really close to crossing over to the otter side.

 

[Kent88]

New opossum species named after WI professor

 

[Homebrew Harry]

What happened to the otter one ?

 

[balrog]

California

• It is a misdemeanor to shoot at any kind of game from a moving vehicle – unless your target is a whale.

 

[Kent88]

But, unless you are a first nations person from Alaska, isn't it illegal for people in boats registered in the U.S. to hunt whales?

 

[Kent88]

Stripe the bitey squirrel meets a sad end after terrorising Welsh town

 

[soccerdad]

My guess is that Stripe was a mean drunk.

 

[Kent88]

My guess is that Stripe was a mean drunk.

I was going to guess rabies

 

[Northern_Brewer]

I guess people here will enjoy this Twitter feed - @Mental UK Headlines, this is an example of the things they pick up :

https://inews.co.uk/news/uk/parrot-swearing-firefighters-roof-f-off-video-186103https://metro.co.uk/2020/01/30/dead-leopard-a646-turned-tarts-coat-12150091/https://www.indiatimes.com/trending...lice-by-swallowing-hand-sanitiser-557194.html

 

[Northern_Brewer]

Another classic courtesy of MUKH :
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/desperate-burglar-who-sex-teddy-4419001

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.irishnews.com/news/nort...anian-parliament-for-bucharest-hotel-2547002/

 

[bruce_the_loon]

https://www.irishnews.com/news/nort...anian-parliament-for-bucharest-hotel-2547002/

The last line of the article "The Department of Foreign Affairs was contacted yesterday but was unable to comment. "

Was that because they couldn't stop laughing long enough to get a coherent sentance out. I know I would be unable to talk.

 

[soccerdad]

Another classic courtesy of MUKH :
https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/desperate-burglar-who-sex-teddy-4419001

Fer crissake .. they are arresting people for safe sex now? I'm getting rid of my blow up doll before the damn Gestapo show up.

 

[balrog]

Not best, but worst.
RIP Betty White
Always thought she'd be fun to share a couple beers with.

 

[Homebrew Harry]

Not best, but worst.
RIP Betty White
Always thought she'd be fun to share a couple beers with.

Agreed...The article said she was a vodka drinker. Unless she was kidding.

 

[Kent88]

That's a real bummer. She was hilarious.

I think she won a fan contest to host Saturday night live, and was talking about how people get together with friends. She said that she needed a oweji board to communicate with her friends.

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.thescottishsun.co.uk/ne...715/jedi-knight-punched-jesus-bust-up-dundee/

 

[Northern_Brewer]

The world is going completely %$*!ing mad.

https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/04/90-d...n-a-jar-for-38k-a-week-hospitalised-15863914/

 

[soccerdad]

Sometimes it's worth checking out the mine that the farts come from.

 

[501irishred]

Mines are fun to explore, but there’s only so much you can do with a mining cart that’s been taken off the track.

 

[Kent88]

https://www.washingtonpost.com/home/2022/01/08/cats-took-vitamix-hostage/

 

[balrog]

Followed shortly by:

 

[GrogNerd]

personal anecdotal evidence will confirm the 2nd

 

[Northern_Brewer]

https://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/news/uk-world-news/disgust-woman-steps-out-car-6497486
I like that they even decorated it :
The faeces was left in the street with a facemask resting on top, it is claimed.

 

[balrog]

and apparently she is a serial pooist