Best Bottle Opener Ever

[McKBrew]

I've got one of the Craftsman bottle openers and I love it. That thing is never going to break and it looks cool.

I think I'll have to get the Beer Hammer though, that's pretty awesome as well.

 

[rdwj]

I don't think I've EVER broken a bottle opener. I do tend to misplace them, so expensive ones aren't a good option for me. A wall mount may be in my future.

 

[jonbeck14]

Hey, it's better than it seems. Just wear 'em indoors as party shoes or something. The next time anyone asks for a bottle opener, you can huck your shoe across the room.

I've got the same pair, plus another one, works perfectly. The opener never comes in contact with the bottle, only the cap. I use it all the time.

 

[Trodd]

What, no one else hase one of these?

http://www.talkingbottleopener.net/simpsons/

Got one of those too...It broke after 2 weeks of solid use.

 

[JoSeR]

I got one of the craftsman openers, it's awesome
I usually just use the closed edge of the blade on my Kershaw and pry kind of like with a lighter, works awesome

 

[wild]

What, no one else hase one of these?

http://www.talkingbottleopener.net/simpsons/

Got one. Mine's lasted almost 3 years. Probably cuz I keg.

I also use a speed opener, and church keys.

 

[Krazy Bazturd]

Another option.

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[mrkristofo]

And here I was expecting it to hit him in the eye...

 

[Kubed]

Another option.

.... I should be surprised he's got on sandals when using a chainsaw... on a glass bottle... a foot away. Thankfully my trauma rotations have prepared me well for stupid stuff like that

 

[capcrnch]

What, no one else hase one of these?

http://www.talkingbottleopener.net/simpsons/

Kinda. I have a Family Guy Quagmyre opener.
It's funny. The first 4 or 5 times you use it. After that, its more annoying.
Mine is actually broken now. The speaker isn't any good.
But, its still funny to look at.

 

[Grimsawyer]

Another option.

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awww man, i was hoping for darwin to get some work in. I mean, come on. We've all have had our share of "Hold my beer and watch this!" moments but come on... chainsaw, glass, sandals.... beer.... how disappointing! hehehe

 

[gyrfalcon]

.... I should be surprised he's got on sandals when using a chainsaw... on a glass bottle... a foot away. Thankfully my trauma rotations have prepared me well for stupid stuff like that

Hahaha so very true! I like your x-ray picture too...

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[G-E-R-M-A-N]

I got one as a gift for Christmas and love it.... Great Opener!
Jimi

agreed this is a good opener.

 

[sirsloop]

Hahaha so very true! I like your x-ray picture too...

Edit: And if you need something to crush your cans...

My ex GF worked at that lady's strip joint...LOL... Busty Heart in upstate NY (go figure). Well... she turned stripper after we broke up

 

[BeerPirate]

http://www.absorbentprinting.com/ho...nd-corkscrews/stainless-steel-6-bottle-opener

I have this one and it's awesome, stainless, stylish, and tough.

 

[BrooZer]

How about this?

http://www.ae.com/web/browse/product.jsp?catId=cat90022&productId=1503_0559

 

[korndog]

My caddie showed me this one a while back. Of course, the guy with the lighter might have some some medicinal herb too.

 

[sweet_corn]

Some of my favorite bottle openers from my favorite Bike company:

The Jethro Tule:

http://www.surlybikes.com/stuff/images/jethro.jpg

Scrap tool:

http://www.surlybikes.com/stuff/images/scrap2.jpg

And of course, they build bottle openers into their other parts as well:

http://www.surlybikes.com/parts/popup_images/parts_prodTuggnut.jpg

The way I see it, you cannot have a bike without at least 2 spots to open a beer bottle on it.

I also have the craftsman wrench one tied to my beer fridge so it does not disappear. The most suprising part of this opener, was how well it opened bottles.