Best Advice You've Ever Received

[Bopper]

I saw a similar discussion on another forum (acoustic guitar forum) and thought it was a great one. So...what's the best piece of advice you've ever received?

I'll start:

Always do the right thing, even if it is not the popular thing.

One day at a time.

Never spend more than you have.

Quality over quantity.

 

[Parker36]

Function over fashion

 

[nealf]

If your outgo exceeds your income, your upkeep will be your downfall.

 

[JohnnyO]

Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.

Be prepared.

Don't judge a book by its cover.

Brew your own beer.

 

[BioBeing]

RDWHAHB?



Someone had to say it

 

[FireBrewer]

Don't whizz on the electric fence.

Don't sweat the petty things...

Karma's a bitch

Do what makes you happy. Work's more than collecting a paycheck.

 

[RICLARK]

"Your Family Is more important then Working" ~ Dad

"As Long as you Work Hard in Life You will never be a Failure" ~ Dad

 

[GregR]

it's easier to clean up a dirty condom than a sh!tty diaper.

 

[FireBrewer]

it's easier to clean up a dirty condom than a sh!tty diaper.

Sounds familiar...I remember "a-tisket, a-tasket, a condom or a casket"

 

[korndog]

"Walk softly and carry a big stick"

 

[Brew-Happy]

"Do unto others, as you would have done unto you."

 

[arturo7]

STFU


I've heard this several times.

 

[GregR]

it's Better to keep your mouth closed and be thought a fool than to open it and remove all doubt

 

[ChshreCat]

Don't sweat the petty things...

And don't pet the sweaty things

 

[Jumbo82]

"Never hit a woman. A firm slap will usually do the trick."

 

[Laughing_Gnome_Invisible]

Stop doing that with the goat when people can see you.

 

[bluehouse]

Everyone thinks they are right.

97% of the people do what they do because they think they are right not because they are trying to screw with you.

My sister was bi-polar and after years of thearapy she told me this & I was totaly struck by how true it is. Many people go around thinking that everyoe is purposely screwing up or messing with them but the truth is most people are doing what they think is right. Only 3% of the population are totaly trying to mess with the world.

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Don't debate with idiots. They will drag you down to their level, and beat you with experience.

 

[bashe]

Don't eat lint.

 

[XXguy]

18 minutes of pleasure isn't worth 18 years of payments.

Don't let your mouth write a check your butt can't cash.

 

[niquejim]

Live the life you love, Love the life you live

 

[ChshreCat]

Two great bits of sage advice from my father...

"You don't get to call in sick if it's self-inflicted"
and
"Do as I mean, not as i say."

 

[Bopper]

Two great bits of sage advice from my father...

"You don't get to call in sick if it's self-inflicted"
and
"Do as I mean, not as i say."

And to stem off of the self-inflicted thing:

No pity for self-infliction (re:hangovers)

 

[ChshreCat]

And to stem off of the self-inflicted thing:

No pity for self-infliction (re:hangovers)

That's exactly what he was referring to.

 

[k1v1116]

Don't **** where you eat.
Any problem caused by alcohol can be solved by alcohol.

 

[Short Drive]

My grandma used to say: "You can't tell the fly spots from the pepper, 'til you eat it."

 

[TxBrew]

Never speak to the Police

 

[Boerderij_Kabouter]

Everyday is an interview, and everyone you meet is interviewing you.

 

[eschatz]

Look before you leap.

Nobody has freckles on their ass. Use a condom.

 

[kjung]

Stop doing that with the goat when people can see you.

I hope you learned your lesson on that one !!!





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