Beer made with Bull Testicles.

[naristov]

A brewery in Colorado is taking a local delicacy to a new level...BEER!

http://www.nydailynews.com/life-sty...ery-article-1.1178412?localLinksEnabled=false

 

[unionrdr]

Yeah,I saw that on youtube. Rock mountain oyster stout. Theu say there's only three balls per barrel. Leaves me wondering what happened to the forth? They do come in matched sets...

 

[Matt3989]

3 balls is still enough for them to say "our beer has more balls than whatever you're drinking, it's even got more balls than you."

 

[unionrdr]

Bigger ones anyway,you ever seen how big they are?! It takes real balls to brew that stuff! Reminds me of joe cartoon's teste brothers...

 

[Matt3989]

Yeah i bet it got kinda hairy brewing that beer.

 

[unionrdr]

I bet they're hearing a lot more higher pitched moo's lately...

 

[ArcLight]

yeah,i saw that on youtube. Rock mountain oyster stout. Theu say there's only three balls per barrel. Leaves me wondering what happened to the forth? They do come in matched sets...

lol

 

[Nightshade]

Thats just nuts.

 

[unionrdr]

Chock full o' nuts?...

 

[frazier]

I wonder if they steep 'em in a hop sack.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

I hear tea bagging helps bring the flavor out.

 

[nasty_rabbit]

I wonder if they steep 'em in a hop sack.

I think the proper term is "cod" sack

 

[Matt3989]

I heard they had seamen to help brew it. Those navy guys really know their beer.

 

[cheezydemon3]

I heard they had seamen to help brew it. Those navy guys really know their beer.

My girlfriend really likes the WIT ale I make.

absolutely guzzled it! Sure put a smile on my face.

 

[boscobeans]

What's next ? Cow Pie Porter ?

bosco

 

[feinbera]

Anybody actually tried this?

I mean, all these puns are really steering this thread off-topic.

 

[Matt3989]

I mean, all these puns are really steering this thread off-topic.

Yeah, enough with all the bull. How is this stuff?

 

[Nightshade]

It takes balls to brew a beer that won't cow down to others.

 

[xmacro]

I hope it doesn't taint the beer

 

[cheezydemon3]

It takes balls to brew a beer that won't cow down to others.

Now that one is really reaching.....you are starting to make me testee.

 

[KeyWestBrewing]

Just remember, if it has a chewy mouthfeel it isn't from the specialty malts.

 

[frazier]

If you do try it, be sure to keep an inscrotable expression.

 

[Nightshade]

Must be a brown ale because it has a distinct nutty flavor to it.

 

[Yuri_Rage]

Anybody actually tried this?

I mean, all these puns are really steering this thread off-topic.

Pretty sure it's the first time comments like this are actually ON topic!

Back on topic - should be served in a flight with Papazian's Cock Ale.

 

[kinison_fan]

And most were appalled that Buffalo Wings made fun of homebrewers with the bratwurst beer commercial...

 

[unionrdr]

Yeah,I guess it takes real balls to T bag a barrel of beer. I haven't seen that stout around here yet. Much less the ingredients for a testicularly different dish. Maybe it should be served in SE asian countries where they cook his swatnztuker & serve that to you...guess they're not dickin around.

 

[Mongrel]

Back on topic - should be served in a flight with Papazian's Cock Ale.

Be better served like a black & tan. You know people would order the cock & balls.

 

[BBL_Brewer]

Be better served like a black & tan. You know people would order the cock & balls.

That reminds me of a really funny Adam Sandler skit.

 

[cheezydemon3]

alright!!!!

It is an effing gimmick, and some pretty serious bullsh!t. (don't look for a joke there, I intentionally left it out)

I will drink a bull testicle beer when there is NO other beer left on earth........maybe. I might drink a real oyster beer long before a bull oyster beer.