Help. PLEASE help a brother out. I figure you'se guys know how to drink beer.
My question is this:
Do any of you drink your beer w/ a piece of fruit? Lemon, orange, grapefruit, mango, kiwi or whatever.
Me, I'm a beer purist. Gimme beer and give it now. nekkid and pure.
just wondering
This is a very difficult question to answer.
I think that to drink a beer, a glass of iced tea, soda, whatever.... is a difficult proposition.
Once you've committed to purchase the beverage, you have the difficult task ahead of you of actually drinking it.
The beverage is right there... on the counter, bar, table... just taunting you.
It's right there.... making fun of you... telling you you're not a man if you can't drink me....
It's calling you weak, and a sissy.... and you feel pathetic that you can't master the art of drinking a beverage.
And then... instinctively... You pick the glass up and pull it ever closer to your mouth, as if you've always known how to drink liquid.
The glass comes closer and closer to your mouth and still.... the beverage taunts you... "You don't know how to drink a beer - you moron"
And then.... THEN... the glass reaches your mouth and you begin to think that you can do it.
But.... the liquid enters your mouth and you gag as it reaches the back of your throat. You have to spit it out because the concept of drinking liquid of any kind is so new to you, you just can't understand how anybody could do something so complicated as drinking liquid.
You decide to give it another shot...
and so on... and so on...
Just stick the slice of lemon or lime or whatever the heck you want to put in the beer... and just drink the damm thing.