Bad homebrew kills 70 people

[beersk]

Yeah, this was poisoned post-brewing at the funeral. Tragic news...

 

[ColoHox]

It is suspected that the beer was contaminated with crocodile bile, a common witch-crafty poison used in the area. It doesn't sound like the local authorities have the capacity for thorough testing though.

And I was just going to dry hop with some bile ducts...not any more.

 

[D-Train]

Other news outlets are reporting that it was poisoned with crocodile bile.

Edit: I see ColoHox beat me to it.