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Went to school with John Doe
Through work: Deth Sok - Don't know how it's pronounced, but I always read it as Death Sock (as in punch)
Local MMA fighter: Waachiim Spiritwolf (real name, on his birth certificate)
 
I went to college with a girl named Purdy Ho and a guy named Brad Pitts.

Slightly OT, but at Harvard (not where I went to college), there's a passageway that connects Widener and Pusey Libraries. It's unofficially called the "Widener-Pusey Tunnel"
 
When I was a kid,I had a good buddy who's given name was Butch Cassidy. We hung out so much,people used to say to me,"so who are you,the Sundance Kid?". Also had a guy in my high school graduation class named Hy Zhitnik(sp?). And me & my bro's fishin buddy was a tall guy named Butts.
 
I once worked with a cardiologist whose last name was "Dahdah". They were forever calling his name over the hospital intercom system..."Dr. Dahdah, please call 6021. Dr. Dahdah, please call 6021..."

Which means I got that stupid song stuck in my head, EVERY TIME. Da da daa da!
 
Had a roomie in college named Elvis Sugar.

Went to high school with a kid named Joey Wiener. Joey's dad was an Air Force colonel, before that he was Major Wiener.
 
Real ones I know of:

I have a friend named Ryan Dickhout. Yes, "dick out".

A doctor at the medical center I go to is named Richard Handler. Do the math.

NPR has a financial analyst on from time to time named Hugh Johnson. :confused::confused:
 
Physician who did my "Can't get her pregnant anymore" opperation

Dr. Richard Stopp

again, do the math
 
I've got a buddy with that same last name, he says it's German and it's pronounced hair.
He's my drinking buddy, he's 6'4" and near 400 pounds.
If he said it was pronounced Smith I wouldn't argue the point.

Yeah, like people with the surname Bastard say it's pronounced ba'staard. Or Ramsbottom is pronounced Ramsbotham......Yeah, right. ;)

Carol didn't mind the pronunciation of her name at all, and she was a girly!
 
I used to have a coworker whose name was Dangling Wang. Spelled exactly like that. When she found out what it meant, she thought it was the coolest thing ever.
 
Grew up with a girl named Candice (candy) Cain.
Worked with a guy named Randy Hollowpeter, he legally changed it to Holler. He must have thought that was an imense improvement.
 
I run into a cop from time to time and his last name is Bacon. Officer Bacon. I chuckle every time I read his name tag.
 
There is a county councilman in my area named Jack Hoffman.
And many years ago, when I worked a different job, I met a man who's physical appearance immediately reminded me of Huckleberry Hound........his last name? Huckleberry!
I was going through some old paperwork at work a few years back, and found a sales contact for a guy named Dick Schrank.
 

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