Anybody up for a riddle?

[chocotaco]

Right you are! Now off to the bar! (not really; it's 8:30 in the morning! But it rhymes)

 

[LabRatBrewer]

As a riddle this does not fit

Doc, note, I dissent. A fast never prevents a fatness. I diet on cod.

But what is it?

 

[chocotaco]

Nice palindrome, haven't heard that one before!

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Thank goodness you were here,
For to me the answer wasn't near.
I pondered but my mind would veer.
Perhaps I've already had too much beer?

 

[Dan]

A riddle that is not clear cut
Maybe I'm talking out of my butt
Around the edges weeds grow
But nothing pristine or majestic flows.

Here. Figure out for yourself
If this is a riddle or my self doubt.

What’s going down my Dasher Brown?
The world we live in deserves no crown
Lately here in the USA
People are mixed up I’d have to say
Neither you nor I understand all the hate
Racism, insecurity, and bias makes one want to retaliate.
That’s not the right answer, my young dog Prancer
I worry sometimes about the world we live in
For you D Dawg it’s a world you've forgiven
I know of another world, without racism and hate
It is one where we encourage each other to be great
Okay, maybe not every day
Even in a blood family there are a few bad days

But what makes people strong is this:

Love each other and treat each other well
Dasher D, If we all lived that; life would be swell
D Dog, when you look at a person you see no color, gender or race
All you know is to give love and grace
If the world we live in had an outlook like a dog,
it would bring us out of this hateful fog.
Loving goodness would abound
Peace and love would be spread around.

 

[Clifton]

You gotta love Dan. I know I do.

 

[Dan]

Clifton

I do call you a friend

Doesn't seem I have more riddles to send

Maybe someday I will

And with a new one I may just chill

For now though there are nor more from me

My life is a big mystery

Really don't know where it is I'm going

Public life is just me a showing

When it all gets down to some drama

I believe in m life I've earned some bad Karma.

 

[Cathedral]

What do you call a deer with no eye?

 

[LabRatBrewer]

What do you call a deer with no eye?

I love this one
The answer re the deer I won't show
But it reminds me of another
Who's solution is Elephino!

 

[Cathedral]

I love this one
The answer re the deer I won't show
But it reminds me of another
Who's solution is Elephino!

Ok... what do you call a dead deer with no eye?

 

[emjay]

What do you call a deer with no eye?

Hmmmm... no idear.

What?

 

[Dave37]

You say its dead
With one EYE out of its head

This gives me one eye-deer but i fear

Without any more info on this query

I have NO EYE-DEER dearies

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Ok... what do you call a dead deer with no eye?

I have no "eye"deer?!

 

[Cathedral]

Ok, a hint,
If I must.

The answer to the first
Was obvious.

The answer to the second
Is the same
Only continuous.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Ok, a hint,
If I must.

The answer to the first
Was obvious.

The answer to the second
Is the same
Only continuous.

Still No Eye Deer, is my guess
It seems to fit with your clue
for a fine how do you do

 

[Cathedral]

Still No Eye Deer, is my guess
It seems to fit with your clue
for a fine how do you do

You are damn good, you are.
If this were third grade,
I'd give you a star.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

You are damn good, you are.
If this were third grade,
I'd give you a star.

Lol. Third grade reminds me of this one
I hope its not a repeat, just for fun
What's the difference between broccoli and boogers?
Give a guess as you add your sugars(?)

 

[Clifton]

You can't get a third-grader to eat one, and you can't stop a third-grader from eating the other one.

 

[Cathedral]

If were going juvenile,
Then it's time I ask this:

What time is the best time
To go to the dentist?

 

[DrunkleJon]

If were going juvenile,
Then it's time I ask this:

What time is the best time
To go to the dentist?

I will go by your signature and say Tooth-hurty.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?

 

[TANSTAAFB]

I don't know...What is the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?

 

[Dan]

What's the difference between a Jeweler and a Jailer?

It might be the "W" but I doubt that's true
Both work in unique trades between me and you
A jewler sells watches and a jailor watches cells
I'm not really that smart.
A google's question made me look the part

 

[LabRatBrewer]

It might be the "W" but I doubt that's true
Both work in unique trades between me and you
A jewler sells watches and a jailor watches cells
I'm not really that smart.
A google's question made me look the part

Dan the man you got it right
I missed this thread tonight

 

[Dan]

Dan the man you got it right
I missed this thread tonight

Me too LRB, me too.

 

[WildGingerBrewing]

What do you know, this threads back
I guess it didn't have a heart attack
Good to see it was resurrected
As it was a good way to stay connected
So everyone search your brain
And let's find a riddle and drink some champagne

(yes I know it was stupid, but I felt the need to post
As being bored at work today is making me comatose)

 

[LabRatBrewer]

The first two letters of an English word refer to a man,
the first three refer to a woman,
the first four to a great man
and the whole word to a great woman.

I suppose this one technically rhyme
I'll put in more effort next time

 

[Dan]

Time to dust off some of the rust
Been awhile, in my brain do I trust?
Gonna throw out an answer probably wrong
That is really my average song
Not sure how to rhyme the next part at all
My wife, herself is at the mall.

 

[Dave37]

The antithesis to this could perhaps be named Nero

To the ancient Roman people he was more of a zero

But I'm sure he fancied himself quite the HERO.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

The antithesis to this could perhaps be named Nero

To the ancient Roman people he was more of a zero

But I'm sure he fancied himself quite the HERO.

Dan and Dave37 are quite near
Dave37 just needs to a suffix to the rear

 

[Zoidberg]

The first two letters of an English word refer to a man,
the first three refer to a woman,
the first four to a great man
and the whole word to a great woman.

I suppose this one technically rhyme
I'll put in more effort next time

Not sure how this thread works
Can't get out the quirks
but everyone seems to be rhymin'
And this isn't one but as close as I can get when rhyming a word with heroine.

 

[LabRatBrewer]

Not sure how this thread works
Can't get out the quirks
but everyone seems to be rhymin'
And this isn't one but as close as I can get when rhyming a word with heroine.

You got the thread and the answer right
If you post a riddle, it'd be out of sight

 

[DrunkleJon]

Since you all were gracious enough to bring this thread back from the abyss,
And I know you all would not appreciate me expressing my thanks with a kiss,
I will contribute instead,
with a riddle to hurt your head.

I run over fields and woods all day. Under the bed at night I do not lay alone. My tongue hangs out, up and to the rear, waiting to be filled in the morning. What am I?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

A quick train of thought I don't wish to lose,
So quickly I will answer that it is a pair of shoes?

 

[DrunkleJon]

To your answer of shoe I must say well done,
And now for another one.

I am lighter than what I'm made of,
More of me is hidden than is seen.
What am I?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

After a moment of thought, I think I will win,
It is the same thing that did the Titanic in;
A fate not un-like living in Harrisburg.
The answer would be, "An iceberg"

 

[DrunkleJon]

Bravo, well done, to catch up to you there is much still to learn
now, it is most definitely your turn.

 

[DrunkleJon]

Okay, well I got another decent one
and then for now I promise I am done

My thunder comes before my lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Your request is certainly fair enough,
even though coming up with one is tough!

I run up the stairs at any time,
and turn back down on a dime.
Yet I do this without ever moving.
Explain that, it's all in the proving.

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Okay, well I got another decent one
and then for now I promise I am done

My thunder comes before my lightning;
My lightning comes before the clouds;
My rain dries all the land it touches.
What am I?

For this one, to the depths of my memory I had to go,
before I recalled the answer is a volcano!

Your request is certainly fair enough,
even though coming up with one is tough!

I run up the stairs at any time,
and turn back down on a dime.
Yet I do this without ever moving.
Explain that, it's all in the proving.