Allergic to grilled cheese sandwiches

[user 22118]

Wine really makes SWMBO appreciate making grilled cheese more often. So I said, what the hell, lets make a barrel of wine so that I can have grilled cheese any time I like.

In my mind it works, in practice, not so much.

 

[HoppyDaze]

My wife made me a grilled cheese sandwich all the way home from a party on Saturday night!

 

[dataz722]

My wife made me a grilled cheese sandwich all the way home from a party on Saturday night!

I have never had a grilled cheese made on a portable griddle

 

[arturo7]

Portable gcs kicks ass. You just need to be careful not to drive off the road.

 

[dataz722]

Portable gcs kicks ass. You just need to be careful not to drive off the road.

Hell it would be worth it even if I drove the damn car into a tree.

 

[mmb]

I hit a deer once when enjoying a grilled cheese back in high school. She asked what was that, said "Pothole" and kept driving.

Just reminds me how much I hate bucket seats in modern cars. Bench seat GCS!

 

[dataz722]

That sounds like it could have been painful on your part. That sandwich could have bitten back.

 

[friarjohn]

wow!!!wifey's grilled chese maker broke. no grilled cheese for 6-8 weeks. then not sure if grilled cheese maker will except texas toast.I guess i will have to suffer.

 

[arturo7]

Broken grilled cheese maker?

 

[shecky]

Hell it would be worth it even if I drove the damn car into a tree.

I just had a "World According to Garp" flashback.

 

[friarjohn]

wifes jaw is broke and wired shut!

 

[mmb]

That sounds like it could have been painful on your part. That sandwich could have bitten back.

Hit a deer is more ran the F*&* over Bambi...

32" Swampers with a 4" body lift on a CK1500.

 

[chainsawbrewing]

i feel terrible for guys who's wives won't make them grilled cheese. like seriously, guys that only get them on birthdays and anniversarys even, WOW. i couldn't imagine that. i probably get around 3 a week, and i've been married for 12 years. i actually know a guy who is in his 50's, and very "churchy", and his wife had never even heard of the concept. wow. poor dude had NEVER had a grilled cheese sandwich. i can't even imagine. i would probably seriously just get divorced.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

i feel terrible for guys who's wives won't make them grilled cheese. like seriously, guys that only get them on birthdays and anniversarys even, WOW. i couldn't imagine that. i probably get around 3 a week, and i've been married for 12 years. i actually know a guy who is in his 50's, and very "churchy", and his wife had never even heard of the concept. wow. poor dude had NEVER had a grilled cheese sandwich. i can't even imagine. i would probably seriously just get divorced.

If a woman has never heard of the concept of Grilled Cheese then the man has never made her a Tuna taco.

 

[springer]

i feel terrible for guys who's wives won't make them grilled cheese. like seriously, guys that only get them on birthdays and anniversarys even, WOW. i couldn't imagine that. i probably get around 3 a week, and i've been married for 12 years. i actually know a guy who is in his 50's, and very "churchy", and his wife had never even heard of the concept. wow. poor dude had NEVER had a grilled cheese sandwich. i can't even imagine. i would probably seriously just get divorced.

makes me wonder if he has had any taco .... you need to cook once in a while also for SWMBO

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

makes me wonder if he has had any taco .... you need to cook once in a while also for SWMBO

I find that more frequent cooking for her results in more frequent cooking for me. Just don't suggest a dinner party, then she won't cook at all.

 

[Grimster]

If a woman has never heard of the concept of Grilled Cheese then the man has never made her a Tuna taco.

Maybe that was the original guy's problem, he didn't know how to make a fish taco and his woman was merely withholding the grilled cheese in retaliation.

I prefer to make my fish taco while the grilled cheese is being made

 

[jmulligan]

I wasn't a huge fan of making grilled cheese sandwiches when HWMO and I first got together, but that was mostly because I was an inexperienced cook. After I watched and read a few cooking tutorials*, I am confident and love making grilled cheese.

*I do not endorse giving your GCS-shy SWMBO cookbooks or videos, as it might result in her being insulted and never cooking again.

 

[shecky]

I wasn't a huge fan of making grilled cheese sandwiches when HWMO and I first got together, but that was mostly because I was an inexperienced cook. After I watched and read a few cooking tutorials*, I am confident and love making grilled cheese.

*I do not endorse giving your GCS-shy SWMBO cookbooks or videos, as it might result in her being insulted and never cooking again.

Send some of those tutorials to my wife. I'm past the point where I care if she's insulted. Need more grilled cheese.

 

[chainsawbrewing]

Send some of those tutorials to my wife. I'm past the point where I care if she's insulted. Need more grilled cheese.

check out "how to tickle his pickle" it's a good one. i got it for my wife as a valentines day present around 5 years ago. she was a good cook, the book made her better.

 

[jmulligan]

check out "how to tickle his pickle" it's a good one.

There we go, that's probably waaay classier than what I used. Might check that out myself...

 

[dataz722]

I find that more frequent cooking for her results in more frequent cooking for me.

I only wish that was true.

 

[user 22118]

I find more consistent makings of the fish taco does nothing for the delivery of grilled cheese sandwiches. In fact, even when she is serving tomato soup, there still aren't any grilled cheeses in sight.

 

[Cape Brewing]

grilled cheese with pepperoni.

.... why am I not shocked you just typed that??

 

[arturo7]

Holy necropost, Batman!

 

[paulthenurse]

One of the funnier threads of all time.

PTN

 

[dataz722]

.... why am I not shocked you just typed that??

Hey, don't be taking that out of context.


Ass.

 

[GilaMinumBeer]

I only wish that was true.

Apparently, it is false. As few times as I have been able to cook for her lately she's declined everytime preffering a fast food option instead. Tis' for shame. i think she'd do well to have more protein in her diet.

 

[LVBen]

Epic thread... and to think... I almost skipped over this thread, because I thought it was going to be about gluten allergies.

 

[LVBen]

I would very much like to have more grilled cheese. I'd even be willing to make fish tacos, but that doesn't seem to have any influence in the making of grilled cheese. I too had an ex that would give me lots and lots of grilled cheese. Sometimes 2 or 3 in one day. I do miss that, but it is the only thing I miss about her.