Don't just add dry sugar to the bottling bucket. Make a simple syrup by boiling your sugar in two cups of water for 5 minutes. Put it into the bottling bucket first then rack the beer on top. That should be plenty of mixing to get the beer into the bottles with an even priming solution. Unless you're taking 6 hours to fill 48 bottles.
It sounds like you are not getting the sugar dissolved into the solution before adding it to the bottling bucket. I had only one batch that carbed unevenly. I stirred the next one and it was even. I never stirred one since. They have all carbed evenly.
Priming bottles individually, IMO, it the best way to get uneven carbonation. It is too hard to measure the small amount for each bottle accurately.
Is the Victory malt providing all the enzymes for the starch conversion in the mash? I was not aware it had that much diastatic power. I thought wheat needed help converting. I have only ever used a small amount of torrified wheat so have no experience with it as the main backbone of the grist.
It's possible that I'm not dissolving my sugar adequately - I boil water then pour it over my measured priming sugar and stir for a minute or two until the granules have all dissolved, but maybe it still hasn't diffused fully throughout the solution. Racking to the bottling bucket, I use the same move as all of you - tubing coiled around the bottom of the bottling bucket, priming solution already in place when I start racking.
I stopped boiling priming sugar after my second or third brew because it was a bigger pain than just stirring the sugar into boiled water, and I got myself in the doghouse when I accidentally forgot about some priming sugar on the stove and ended up with a smoky, black mess that my wife hated even more than I did.
They don't take minutes, you are exaggerating. Those expensive little digital thermometers are just a gadget for "tools". Not needed at all for brewing and especially not needed for grilling meat. Meaning that I still wouldn't buy one, even if I won the lottery.
The sugar needs to be boiled for a few minutes to completely break down the bonds which helps hold it in solution.
If you're dead set on doing a per-bottle priming charge, use Fizz Drops. I've found them to give very consistent results.
The sugar needs to be boiled for a few minutes to completely break down the bonds which helps hold it in solution.
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I got a thermopen as a gift and honestly it is worth it's price to me.
That's very true that it will not make you a superior brewer. It will however make your life (possibly) easier. And on a decently long brew day, we all want things a little easier.
We have sidetracked this conversation though.
To each their own as far as it comes to luxuries and comforts.
...and hell just to keep brewing! This was my 2nd brew and I don't think it will turn out too bad really.