A friendly place for friends who drink

[slym2none]

Mind bullets! That's telekinesis Kyle!

The 95 lb. weakling in me says super strength though.

Morning errbody.

Super strength without some degree of invulnerability is a double-edged sword. You could punch rocks into dust, sure, but your hand would be mangled.

I think I'd go for being able to make anything in a picture become real. Magazines would be my best friend. Guns? Done. Beer? Let me see a pic of some Hunapuh. Or a case of Heady. Money? Just a pic of a gold bar, please. Think about it... any car you wanted. I'm a comic-book nerd, so Action #1 & Detective #1? Look at a pic, now I own them.

Of course, it only works on real things. Cartoons/drawings, nope. And you could get a light-saber, but it would just be the prop, not like it would turn on. So the power has limits, but not too many.

If that was not possible, then complete control of my body, down to a cellular level. Never get fat, could sober up in an instant, wouldn't lose hair, age slower, block fatigue, that sort of thing.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Or that guy from the BK commercials.

Dude. Saw the pic before reading your post and knew exactly where it was going and lol'd so hard anyway. Funny commercials. I miss those.

 

[Ridire]

Super strength without some degree of invulnerability is a double-edged sword. You could punch rocks into dust, sure, but your hand would be mangled.

I think I'd go for being able to make anything in a picture become real. Magazines would be my best friend. Guns? Done. Beer? Let me see a pic of some Hunapuh. Or a case of Heady. Money? Just a pic of a gold bar, please. Think about it... any car you wanted. I'm a comic-book nerd, so Action #1 & Detective #1? Look at a pic, now I own them.

Of course, it only works on real things. Cartoons/drawings, nope. And you could get a light-saber, but it would just be the prop, not like it would turn on. So the power has limits, but not too many.

If that was not possible, then complete control of my body, down to a cellular level. Never get fat, could sober up in an instant, wouldn't lose hair, age slower, block fatigue, that sort of thing.

 

[iijakii]

The first time I saw her dainty little hands holding a beer glass, I knew she was a woman.

Or that guy from the BK commercials.


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Time to detective-up and investigate forearm shots.

 

[Psylocide]

Super strength without some degree of invulnerability is a double-edged sword. You could punch rocks into dust, sure, but your hand would be mangled.

I think I'd go for being able to make anything in a picture become real. Magazines would be my best friend. Guns? Done. Beer? Let me see a pic of some Hunapuh. Or a case of Heady. Money? Just a pic of a gold bar, please. Think about it... any car you wanted. I'm a comic-book nerd, so Action #1 & Detective #1? Look at a pic, now I own them.

Of course, it only works on real things. Cartoons/drawings, nope. And you could get a light-saber, but it would just be the prop, not like it would turn on. So the power has limits, but not too many.

If that was not possible, then complete control of my body, down to a cellular level. Never get fat, could sober up in an instant, wouldn't lose hair, age slower, block fatigue, that sort of thing.

Would the item come out the same size as it is in the photo? That would add a nice twist, lol.

Also, you can block fatigue by going to bed before 8 am.

 

[iijakii]

If that was not possible, then complete control of my body, down to a cellular level. Never get fat, could sober up in an instant, wouldn't lose hair, age slower, block fatigue, that sort of thing.

Fancy way of saying masturbating anytime you want, we already covered that last week.

 

[slym2none]

Are you guys ready for another friendly giveaway?

I was originally going to have some kind of contest about who was having the ****tiest week, but that sounds depressing and it's easier to just send beer to CAD. Instead, you get to tell me who to send it to.

You get one vote and you can't pick yourself. You can post here or PM me. I don't have a specific close date in mind, but I'll update as votes seems to taper off.

And.... Go!

Gavin The Untaggable. He makes such great beers, but I never see him with any other stuff.

Im also hoping to see some ruthless campaigning. So there's that.

I'm just not that kind of person. I can only cross my fingers & hope.

 

[Psylocide]

"Why would you want to raise your cholesterol?"

"So I can lower it."

Classic.

 

[joshesmusica]

And I solemnly vow to randomly show up drunk at your important family functions.

I rescinded my original vote after you said this. Just cause I'd love for you to have to follow through on this.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

 

[slym2none]

I'm already on record as saying infinite healing power and all the good and bad that goes along with it.

Good luck with the government vivisection!

 

[TheCADJockey]

Classic.

Fat Coworker: What's Up, Fletcher?
Fletcher: Your cholesterol, Fatty! Dead man walkin'!

 

[TheCADJockey]

 

[slym2none]

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No charge.

Brazzers? Interesting.

 

[joshesmusica]

Fat Coworker: What's Up, Fletcher?

Fletcher: Your cholesterol, Fatty! Dead man walkin'!

Even more classicer.

 

[ChefRex]

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[joshesmusica]

New thread about inline decocting and owly got tagged. Haha. Pretty sure the tag wasn't even a joke.

 

[Gavin C]

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Love that foamstand Chef. Whatchagot there? Some sort of uber hopped IPA?

 

[BGBC]

Hello!

I sent in my vote via PM, but since I haven't seen any public votes for my horse yet, I'll ask everyone to think about a friendly member who has both gained (hooray!) and lost something (ouch!) recently.

 

[ChefRex]

Love that foamstand Chef. Whatchagot there? Some sort of uber hopped IPA?

What's become my house IPA, keep messing with the hops, grain bill remains the same, this one is mosaic, centennial an kohutu, juicy stuff.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

 

[slym2none]

Would the item come out the same size as it is in the photo? That would add a nice twist, lol.

Also, you can block fatigue by going to bed before 8 am.

No, the item would be the size it is in real life. Otherwise, it would be a pretty useless power.

I meant fatigue such as fatigue poisons building up in your muscles through heavy use. Imagine not feeling tired after running a marathon, or even just after a long kendo match.

Besides, it's rare I see 8AM. 5AM is most every morning, but 8AM is really rare.

 

[TheCADJockey]

 

[slym2none]

Fancy way of saying masturbating anytime you want, we already covered that last week.

Er... um...

 

[m00ps]

That would drive me insane.

@m00ps

Pretty sure this is all your fault. We will just have to see who breaks first - me or the servers.
I'll come up with a giveaway contest for it

Game on

 

[Zekk]

Er... um...

We all know what's on Iijakii's mind today.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Man. Nobody wants to drink after work today. Wtf is going on?
It is Monday right?

 

[joshesmusica]

Man. Nobody wants to drink after work today. Wtf is going on?
It is Monday right?

I'm seriously considering it. Yes it's most definitely a Monday.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Man. Nobody wants to drink after work today. Wtf is going on?
It is Monday right?

They might be too drunk from lunch time to really go out anywhere.

 

[SupervisingChildren]

Man. Nobody wants to drink after work today. Wtf is going on?
It is Monday right?

Reminds me of my son at Consumer's one day. Came in to tell me to hurry up, then goes to leave and ran right into the glass separating the 2 exits. Swmbo was in the car waiting and watched it happen in slow motion and was dying laughing when I came out.

Cherry coke. Picking some more beer up on the way home despite getting smashed yesterday. Could always pretend to be polish and go out to a local bar after work instead...