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[hunter_le five]

Wow.

I hope you gave them the biggest flop they had ever seen.

Soccer? How embarrassing.

All kidding aside, hope everything goes well man.

How many bones you broke getting whacked with a cardboard wrapping-paper tube?

 

[BGBC]

Lol. Soccer game last night, took a shot off my arm. Fairly clean break of the radius. Need a plate and a couple screws on friday

Dude, handball, not cool.

 

[wobrien]

Come on, dude had a cannon! It's actually much more competitive than I thought, well as far as soccer goes. Lol.

Got called for a handball too...

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

How many bones you broke getting whacked with a cardboard wrapping-paper tube?

Not a fair comparison

He wears armor while cardboard tube fighting.

 

[Psylocide]

How many bones you broke getting whacked with a cardboard wrapping-paper tube?

Never. But I always have a bunch of bruises on my elbow... instead of blocking my ribs ever, I just drop my elbow and let it get crushed.

Sucks, but I'm much faster on the counter if I don't block.

 

[hunter_le five]

a ****in soccer ball broke your arm?

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Have you ever considered self-publishing a science fiction novel?

Not really. I am published in a scientific journal though. Guess i need to start writing.

Just giving you ****, lol.

I figured. I no english good

 

[wobrien]

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I know what you're doing, and I don't like it
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[TheCADJockey]

I know what you're doing, and I don't like it

I fixed your options for you. Makes a lot more sense now.

 

[wobrien]

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[BGBC]

Only real bone I ever broke was in lacrosse in high school. Broke my second metacarpal in the first game of the season my senior year. Got checked right through the glove. Wanted to stay in the game until I took my glove off and saw my finger bending in the wrong spot.

Got a permanent plate and four screws instead of having it set because the recovery time was so much faster. Only missed a few weeks and got to play the second half of the season.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

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1 for 2. Not bad.

 

[BGBC]

I only see one option for you.

Interesting edit.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Only real bone I ever broke was in lacrosse in high school.

Only broke two myself.. the pointer finger and middle finger of a kid on the basketball team that called me gay. Pretty poor decision on my part now that I think of it. Didn't even get in trouble for it.

 

[iijakii]

I've never broken anything. I'd like to think I'm just sturdier than you nancies but it's probably because I'm a lazy nerd that doesn't sport.

 

[BGBC]

Wow.

I hope you gave them the biggest flop they had ever seen.

I don't think it's considered a flop if you're actually hurt

 

[hunter_le five]

bones and stuff

Ouchies.

Only real bone I ever broke was in lacrosse in high school. Broke my second metacarpal in the first game of the season my senior year. Got checked right through the glove. Wanted to stay in the game until I took my glove off and saw my finger bending in the wrong spot.

Got a permanent plate and four screws instead of having it set because the recovery time was so much faster. Only missed a few weeks and got to play the second half of the season.

Only thing I ever broke was one of my vertebrae. Jr-High Football. Quack doc said it was better to just leave it alone and let it work itself out.

Still got two little bone pieces floating around in my back somewhere.

 

[Psylocide]

I don't think it's considered a flop if you're actually hurt

 

[iijakii]

Ouchies.



Only thing I ever broke was one of my vertebrae. Jr-High Football. Quack doc said it was better to just leave it alone and let it work itself out.

Still got two little bone pieces floating around in my back somewhere.

 

[1977Brewer]

Ouchies.







Only thing I ever broke was one of my vertebrae. Jr-High Football. Quack doc said it was better to just leave it alone and let it work itself out.



Still got two little bone pieces floating around in my back somewhere.

Dayumn. I think I fractured something in my foot once, but I was on lay off at the time so I just wore an ortho boot until I could walk on it without screaming. Still hurts when it's wet out. Other than that I broke my pinky toe in HS basketball, doc just taped it up.

 

[BGBC]

Clearly a punctured ear drum.

Possible brain damage.

 

[TheCADJockey]

derpball

I found this tutorial on how to play soccer (for beginners) and thought you might be interested:

 

[Psylocide]

Clearly a punctured ear drum.

Possible drainbamage.

ftfy

 

[BGBC]

Only thing I ever broke was one of my vertebrae. Jr-High Football. Quack doc said it was better to just leave it alone and let it work itself out.

Still got two little bone pieces floating around in my back somewhere.

Middle school gym teacher slammed my little finger in the door jamb of a steel fire door. Was only a hairline fracture, but the tip of the finger was hanging off.

First doc's recommendation was basically to 'fold it over and sew it up', which would have left me with some sort of finger stump - no finger nail, etc. Glad my parents got a second opinion.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I've never broken anything. I'd like to think I'm just sturdier than you nancies but it's probably because I'm a lazy nerd that doesn't sport.

Lol I've busted my nose 5 times, broken arms, a leg, an elbow, cracked my skull, lost some teeth, broke my hand and a few fingers. Up to a certain point my childhood was amazing. Most of those were from playing, others from bike accidents.

 

[TheCADJockey]

...others from bike accidents.

I stopped riding dirt bikes after my 4th or 5th time waking up in the middle of a field with a concussion.

 

[Psylocide]

Speaking of ninjas and nostalgia...

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

I stopped riding dirt bikes after my 4th or 5th time waking up in the middle of a field with a concussion.

This was a bicycle accident when I was younger. I hit a piece of concrete and did a few flips, wound up breaking my elbow, compound fracturing my leg and arm...two days after summer vacation started in the 5th grade.

 

[1977Brewer]

First delivery is on my porch. I repeat, first delivery is on my porch.

Over.

Krrrrssssch

 

[hunter_le five]

Middle school gym teacher slammed my little finger in the door jamb of a steel fire door. Was only a hairline fracture, but the tip of the finger was hanging off.

And I'll bet you never mouthed off to that coach ever again, did ya. Sometimes lessons got to be taught the hard way.

First doc's recommendation was basically to 'fold it over and sew it up', which would have left me with some sort of finger stump

My dad's got one of those. Machinery accident when he was young.

I've never seen him give anyone the bird before, but if he did, it would look pretty hysterical.
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