A friendly place for friends who drink

[1977Brewer]

Man I need to open my own brewery to get free beer. haha Know any millionaires

I have funding but no desire to do so. At least right now.

You do the head brewer stuff, I do the business stuff, ???, free beer.

 

[Ridire]

You do the head brewer stuff, I do the business stuff, ???, free beer.

This is my attitude. I am definitely a "I'll take care of all the crap brewers don't want to take care of" kind of guy. I'll handle all the loan documents, the payroll, the compliance with government regulation stuff, the paying of the bills, etc. I want no part of the actual commercial brewing aspect of things.

 

[Gavin C]

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Beer and baby spiders I've been sitting on/incubating

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[barrooze]

Man I need to open my own brewery to get free beer. haha Know any millionaires

When you do, you can hire me, right?

 

[iijakii]

WTF Gavin, burn it down

 

[Rhetorik]

WTF Gavin, burn it down

 

[Ridire]

I'm going to drop this hear and wait 5 minutes for a "thank you" from each and every one of you buttholes.

[ame]https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM[/ame]

 

[Gavin C]

WTF Gavin, burn it down

I like them. Soon they'll be gone having ballooned off yonder

 

[Rhetorik]

I'm going to drop this hear and wait 5 minutes for a "thank you" from each and every one of you buttholes.

^Pfft. That's so 1.5 months ago. Russian Unicorn is better, also.

 

[TheCADJockey]

You do the head brewer stuff, I do the business stuff, ???, free beer.

I'll handle all the loan documents, the payroll, the compliance with government regulation stuff, the paying of the bills, etc.

We're making a brewery? Count me in. I'll...
Draw all the beers, make witty signs to put outside and wear stupid mascot uniforms to attract people.

Beer and baby spiders I've been sitting on/incubating

No problem...

 

[Rhetorik]

We're making a brewery? Count me in. I'll...
Draw all the beers, make witty signs to put outside and wear stupid mascot uniforms to attract people.

Together, we could meme the hell out of a new brewery.

I don't even know what that means, but it'd be awesome.

 

[iijakii]

If you meme it they will come.

 

[Gavin C]

I'm going to drop this hear and wait 5 minutes for a "thank you" from each and every one of you buttholes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM

Allow me to be the first butthole. Very good. Cheers.

 

[iijakii]

What I need after the two mugs of helles on the lunch break:

I regret nothing.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

I have funding but no desire to do so. At least right now.

You do the head brewer stuff, I do the business stuff, ???, free beer.

That will work. lol I do not know too much about business but I can learn. Getting closer

When you do, you can hire me, right?

Send me your resume and beer and I'll let you know

 

[TheCADJockey]

I regret nothing.

Only thing I hate about lunch beer.. is having to stop for a few hours before getting out of work and drinking 15 IPAs. Have a feeling I may only make it to around 12 tonight though. Rough week.

Send me your resume and beer and I'll let you know

Do you require my resume too or do you trust I can do as advertised? We can even tack on social media administrator. Public relations. IDGAF!

 

[m00ps]

Helles and hummus. Livin the good life.

*stubs toe again*
f$%# you karma

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Do you require my resume too or do you trust I can do as advertised? We can even tack on social media administrator. Public relations. IDGAF!

Janitor?

You have to move down here in the heat.

 

[TheCADJockey]

Janitor?

You have to move down here in the heat.

Wtf? No way.. I mean.. yeah, I'm not above cleaning **** but I can provide other services. I can handle the heat up until about 80. After that, you'll find me organizing the walk-in cooler for the rest of the month.

 

[1977Brewer]

Janitor?



You have to move down here in the heat.

I have janitor covered too.

I'll assume CAD will just tell his internet friends how much we suck, via cat gifs.

 

[Ridire]

I have janitor covered too.

I'll assume CAD will just tell his internet friends how much we suck, via cat gifs.

He does excel at that.

 

[DisturbdChemist]

Wtf? No way.. I mean.. yeah, I'm not above cleaning **** but I can provide other services. I can handle the heat up until about 80. After that, you'll find me organizing the walk-in cooler for the rest of the month.

Really. ok. a Brewer is a glorified janitor. Guess you will not be a brewer

 

[TheCADJockey]

I have janitor covered too.

I'll assume CAD will just tell his internet friends how much we suck, via cat gifs.

Hey jerkterds, I've got way more to offer than that! Don't run me over like these ******* engineers do. Nevermind. I'm out. Your brewery is stupid anyway. I'm gonna go build a treehouse, and only Gavbro is allowed to visit. And Jaka and Psyloderp.

 

[BeerMeDuffMan]

Really. ok. a Brewer is a glorified janitor. Guess you will not be a brewer

I can be the wildcard

 

[Ridire]

Hey jerkterds, I've got way more to offer than that! Don't run me over like these ******* engineers do. Nevermind. I'm out. Your brewery is stupid anyway. I'm gonna go build a treehouse, and only Gavbro is allowed to visit. And Jaka and Psyloderp.

Hey...I gave you high praise for a job well done and I get this in return? And you wanted to be my latex salesman...

 

[BGBC]

Seriously. Besides special release stuff like love child or abyss, i wont be going to the liquor store. Home brew and tallgrass is all i need. They have such a variety every week that it keeps me happy. I already have too much beer haha. Probably giving away a case to a buddy tomorrow.

You have my address.

Do you require my resume too or do you trust I can do as advertised? We can even tack on social media administrator. Public relations. IDGAF!

Label designer

 

[mcbaumannerb]

Last time I was out to dinner with my family my mom reverse trolled my bro (only one). She kept asking if he was growing a mustache when clearly he isn't. He was at a total loss of words... it was funny to watch him squirm. Then my dad jumped in and anmounced only 70s pornstars have mustaches.

Good times.

Teach your dad the term "pornstache" - your brother will squirm even more.

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Beer and baby spiders I've been sitting on/incubating

Hmmm ... time to mash in a spider schwarz?

Oh, well youre usign some fancy poop-free LHBS gelatin. Stored in golden jars in your Mansion's brew wing.

I bet I know where you went wrong @ iijakii

 

[iijakii]

lol free range. I wonder if they sell it in mason jars?

 

[Gavin C]

Hey jerkterds, I've got way more to offer than that! Don't run me over like these ******* engineers do. Nevermind. I'm out. Your brewery is stupid anyway. I'm gonna go build a treehouse, and only Gavbro is allowed to visit. And Jaka and Psyloderp.

On my way. I'll bring comics and beer.

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[TheCADJockey]

Hey...I gave you high praise

Label designer

Too late. I'm already in my super-ultra-uber-hitech treehouse of doom plotting the demise of your precious breweries.

On my way. I'll bring comics and beer.

My man! Let's do this!