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Helles and hummus. Livin the good life.

Also, nice aloe plant. One of most useful house plants.

I meant y'all sound like similarly solid punters, obviously with a lot in common. It was a feeble effort at humor. My apologies gif master

All good man, brain shutting down due to lack of beer that's all. I'm disappointed as the oldest. I paved the way for them to do whatever the funk they wanted, they all turned out on the straight and narrow. Only one of them will even drink and that's just a rum and coke on a special occasion. They were all good at school, I just wanted to party and funk around.

The vet is a funny kid though. I swear, he can talk to animals or something.. except you're lucky to ever hear him say more than two words. Put him in a room with the nastiest dog you've met in your life, and the dog turns into an idiot teddy bear. Aunt had an akita that wouldn't hesitate to draw blood on someone.. teddy bear soon as he entered room.
 
Gavbro,

Here's the first pull of Helles:

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Gelatin hasn't cleared it, but honestly for being not even 2 weeks old it's a damn fine beer! Not sure if it'll even last long enough to properly lager. I suppose I should kill the wannapills first to give this one a chance.

Think I should try again with gelatin? Think I did something wrong? Maybe my thermometer was off and I overheated it?


Want

Love the foamy head.

Be patient. A Helles is very delicate. Let that mofo clear. I know #lazyiijakii and all but a few weeks in the keg and it will be even better. Also with it being the first pull you're getting all the crud. What yeast did you use? Murica again?

I know there is a great desire to rush lagers and they certainly don't take nearly as long as some recipes suggest but I really do think lagering lagers is not a wacko suggestion.
 
I'm the middle child with sisters on either side. They were both mean as spit to me growing up, and now I hardly speak to the older one and the baby lives in Hawaii while her husband is in the Army. He's transferring back to TX, he thinks. Ft. Hood isn't a million miles away.
 
Want

Love the foamy head.

Be patient. A Helles is very delicate. Let that mofo clear. I know #lazyiijakii and all but a few weeks in the keg and it will be even better. Also with it being the first pull you're getting all the crud. What yeast did you use? Murica again?

I know there is a great desire to rush lagers and they certainly don't take nearly as long as some recipes suggest but I really do think lagering lagers is not a wacko suggestion.
Yeah I know. Ill let it sit and clear the other one first. This one had the real German yeast. Imperial L17, forget what that crosses over to on WLP side. Fest yeaast I think.
 
Lunch:

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Puppy not giving me space to eat:

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Poor guy's got a cut on his nose from getting too close to a blackberry bush, and then it wont heal cause he keeps trying to break out of cage.
 
Poor guy's got a cut on his nose from getting too close to a blackberry bush, and then it wont heal cause he keeps trying to break out of cage.

Looks like the quinoa salad I make. Nasty little cut. My brothers puppy just got a fish hook stuck in his lip yesterday. Poor guy went through hell trying to get it out, just thankful he didn't swallow it. I puppy proofed our house (I think).

edit: hummus - i do garlic, onion, red pepper, then all the spices.. might have to make some this weekend now.
 
Looks like the quinoa salad I make. Nasty little cut. My brothers puppy just got a fish hook stuck in his lip yesterday. Poor guy went through hell trying to get it out, just thankful he didn't swallow it. I puppy proofed our house (I think).

False.
You can never really puppy proof a house. Our pup once got herself stuck in the bathroom without anybody knowing it. Rather then bark to get attention, she ate the floor moulding trying to free herself. All the floor moulding.
 
Looks like the quinoa salad I make. Nasty little cut. My brothers puppy just got a fish hook stuck in his lip yesterday. Poor guy went through hell trying to get it out, just thankful he didn't swallow it. I puppy proofed our house (I think).

I dont envy you with the puppy. Too much work for me.

Yeah this quinoa side is awesome, def gonna make it often. Getting the mixins from the salad/olive bar at the grociers makes it so cheap too.
 
False.
You can never really puppy proof a house. Our pup once got herself stuck in the bathroom without anybody knowing it. Rather then bark to get attention, she ate the floor moulding trying to free herself. All the floor moulding.

That is why I have cats. They are loud if they get locked in (my cats lock themselves in a lot) they do not scratch at the door or eat the molding. Only Shat in the corner because they did not have a box. That is why I have a bar because one of my cats shat in the corner and I had to remove the carpet that was in there.
 
Shorter day today. Had a safety meeting, finally did my forklift training, cleaned the entire canning line, but most importantly saved an entire case of zombie monkie from being dumped since it was past its best by date. That shiz tastes great with time on it!
 
shorter day today. Had a {i}"safety meeting"{i}, finally did my forklift training, cleaned the entire canning line, but most importantly saved an entire case of zombie monkie from being dumped since it was past its best by date. That shiz tastes great with time on it!

ftfy
 
Shorter day today. Had a "safety meeting", finally did my forklift training, cleaned the entire canning line, but most importantly saved an entire case of zombie monkie from being dumped since it was past its best by date. That shiz tastes great with time on it!


ftfy


ftfy for you
 
Hey don't jinx my little girl. She still gets into everything, I just tried to make it a safer place. She's destroyed an 8 ft runner carpet, 2 pairs of shoes, all the slippers, a table leg, a dozen stupid magazines (aww yeah) and my garden.

I joke around with my boys pretty often...when I found some stupid magazines in his room helping him put stuff away I chastised him for having an iphone, a tablet, a personal TV and here he is ... like some kind of pilgrim. We joked around a bit and I gave him the best advise I could ever give a teenager. ALWAYS delete your browser history.
 
Shorter day today. Had a safety meeting, finally did my forklift training, cleaned the entire canning line, but most importantly saved an entire case of zombie monkie from being dumped since it was past its best by date. That shiz tastes great with time on it!

Now you do not ever have to buy beer anymore. Free samples, every day
 
Fins is back... party over. Everyone go home.


Dont kid yourself, you miss me.

Now you do not ever have to buy beer anymore. Free samples, every day


Seriously. Besides special release stuff like love child or abyss, i wont be going to the liquor store. Home brew and tallgrass is all i need. They have such a variety every week that it keeps me happy. I already have too much beer haha. Probably giving away a case to a buddy tomorrow.
 
My job is awesome. Beer is awesome. Life is awesome. Awesome is awesome. My boss is awesome. EVERYTHING IS AWESOME.

Yeah.. missed you too, just trying to survive at my soulcrushing job for one more hour so I can drink beer. I has no friends.
What's shakin Tyranbrosaurus-Rex?
 
Seriously. Besides special release stuff like love child or abyss, i wont be going to the liquor store. Home brew and tallgrass is all i need. They have such a variety every week that it keeps me happy. I already have too much beer haha. Probably giving away a case to a buddy tomorrow.

Man I need to open my own brewery to get free beer. haha Know any millionaires
 
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