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Rhetorik's brother has been fooling around with a lady at the office, wifey knows something's up, bro asked to crash at his place for a while, beatings may commence.
 
I'm just here for the cat and asian gifs.

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A litre is only 33.8 oz. Get your **** together, Rhetorik.

Yeah well I like 'em a bit bigger, so cram it with walnuts.

Is your dad aware of the brother situation and did he get involved with the beating?

He is now. Not often I've had to console my own father (aka never) because he's real bloody sad about the whole thing. He's also of the opinion that my brother needs to suck it up because he has kids.
 
I'll smell again in 10 mins after the bloom and heat

Using the last bit of a LHBS jar I had before realizing it was much cheaper to buy from the supermarket.
Oh, well youre usign some fancy poop-free LHBS gelatin. Stored in golden jars in your Mansion's brew wing.
 
Yeah well I like 'em a bit bigger, so cram it with walnuts.



He is now. Not often I've had to console my own father (aka never) because he's real bloody sad about the whole thing. He's also of the opinion that my brother needs to suck it up because he has kids.

I think you would be hard pressed to find anybody to give him different advise.
Maybe some frat guys might.
 
I have two brothers, one has been in prison, both jobless and both junkies. They both live together, hilarity ensues.

My little brothers aren't criminals, they just have no business being in public. There's one more brother not pictured, we all assume he's the adopted one anyway. I'm the only one of us four that is sane.

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Oh, well youre usign some fancy poop-free LHBS gelatin. Stored in golden jars in your Mansion's brew wing.

It looks identical to the knox, handles identically, behaves identically. The only difference is the added LHBS markup. I'll smell the knox next time but I'm sticking with the GavinC Dagfart conjecture at this time till such time as solid undeniable objective data blows it out of the water.

ETA. Heated no smell.

Conjecture becomes hypothesis.
 
Man, you guys with your brothers. That would be tough. We are all boys in my family...with me in the middle. I basically grew up with the Cleavers. No divorces, no criminals, nearly no drama of any kind...we all hold down good jobs and have families. I think it would be tough worrying about one of my brothers if they did dumb **** all the time. I'm actually the crazy one in my family...and I'm boring.
 
Man, you guys with your brothers. That would be tough.

Oh no, same here. I'm the oldest. Only problem we had growing up was when we moved to the country and were bullied, then hit our growth spurts ending up towering over everyone in the school and exacted our revenge. Now, just boring jobs. One veterinarian, one fiber optics nerd, one makes robots and then.. whatever it is I do. My door is always open, "batman" often shows up randomly for food. So I cook, he hangs out for the day eating everything I have. He does knock out yard work for me in exchange though, can't complain. All good dudes. Just weird and awkwardly witty.
 
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Gavbro,

Here's the first pull of Helles:

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Gelatin hasn't cleared it, but honestly for being not even 2 weeks old it's a damn fine beer! Not sure if it'll even last long enough to properly lager. I suppose I should kill the wannapills first to give this one a chance.

Think I should try again with gelatin? Think I did something wrong? Maybe my thermometer was off and I overheated it?
 
What do you ever find to talk about being so uh..different.. and all.:)

Not sure what you're getting at, but to answer the question.. we're all pretty reserved and usually just end up funking with people. We troll my mom and dad pretty hard.
 
Love pitching slurry, conicals, kegs. Drinking a lager that's under two weeks old and it's great already. Can you explain that, Irish Science Man?
 
Not sure what you're getting at, but to answer the question.. we're all pretty reserved and usually just end up funking with people. We troll my mom and dad pretty hard.

I meant y'all sound like similarly solid punters, obviously with a lot in common. It was a feeble effort at humor. My apologies gif master
 
We troll my mom and dad pretty hard.

Last time I was out to dinner with my family my mom reverse trolled my bro (only one). She kept asking if he was growing a mustache when clearly he isn't. He was at a total loss of words... it was funny to watch him squirm. Then my dad jumped in and anmounced only 70s pornstars have mustaches.

Good times.
 

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