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Truly do wish I could help you guys.. would be great way to pass time at work. I'd need a lot more information and my abilities are limited. I'm not very artistic unless it involves buildings.

I'm not very artistic unless it's music so I can't even help me help you. I'm

I'm thinking something a little goofy, a little edgy, and a little business.

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Something along those lines with the brewery name in an appropriately psychotic font. I'm thinking black and creamy white and grey for colors, fairly minimalist but with a touch of psychosis.
 
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I love Friday.

Taiwanese food and German Pilsner

So... re: buttling, have you made your decision yet?

I'm willing to relocate for the job, but would have to make it worth my while. I'm assuming my wife/kids would be able to also reside in the servants' quarters... otherwise, I'd hope that you would put them up in a nice extended stay motel.

I may have a bit more baggage than the other applicants, but I'll more than make up for it in the way of charisma and that good ol' fashioned great plains work-ethic.
 
funk all of you being bored. I'm tearing it up...I'm being given no time to complete things intelligently so I'm just throwing **** on the walls and hoping that I don't get any on me.
 
So... re: buttling, have you made your decision yet?



I'm willing to relocate for the job, but would have to make it worth my while. I'm assuming my wife/kids would be able to also reside in the servants' quarters... otherwise, I'd hope that you would put them up in a nice extended stay motel.



I may have a bit more baggage than the other applicants, but I'll more than make up for it in the way of charisma and that good ol' fashioned great plains work-ethic.


I'll apply too. 1. I live an hour a way. 2. I'm already a manservant for 150 people. 3. I'm me.
 
I'm willing to relocate for the job...

I'll apply too.

Funk both of you. I was here first and Hunter already claimed the night shift. I've got all my shots, eat less than pet rabbits eat and don't even talk in person. A dark room, closet, loft, or shed and a few beers is all I need.

Nah, there's no beer at work... surprisingly it's not even snowing here despite being in the usual snow belt.

They're kicking us out in a few minutes when there is sposably a 'lull' in the storm. As of right now, I'd rather sit here. Can't see your hand in front of your face at the moment. Oh well, will be an interesting ride over the bridge. Where are you that it's not even snowing? Home?
 
Did I mention that I'm the best looking of all the applicants? Surely that will play a large part in your consideration... Keep it in mind.
 
I'll take the job.
I'll work remotely, outsource the bulk of the job to India for less then what you are paying and keep the difference. It's the American way...being the middle man, doing as little work as possible and make profit.
 
Did I mention that I'm the best looking of all the applicants? Surely that will play a large part in your consideration... Keep it in mind.

And modest too! @LordGavin_CScienceDude do you really want a soulless ginger working in your home? You must reconsider.
 
So... re: buttling, have you made your decision yet?

I'm willing to relocate for the job, but would have to make it worth my while. I'm assuming my wife/kids would be able to also reside in the servants' quarters... otherwise, I'd hope that you would put them up in a nice extended stay motel.

I may have a bit more baggage than the other applicants, but I'll more than make up for it in the way of charisma and that good ol' fashioned great plains work-ethic.

Plus there's that cowboy lilt to your voice. That'll come in handy!
 
All inquiries via telegram will be assessed on their merits

I. Um. I don't know what this means.
Oh and another thing to further my case, I'm pretty good at video games. I can teach your kids how to REKK SOME FUNKIN NOOBS. Like.

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